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@joanmaire.bsky.social
Practitioner of Irish Paganism. Student of Celtic mythology.
Counselor.
Tarot reader.
Nana.
Sailor mouth.
RESISTER FOREVER!
I do not comply.

Cover art by Lar Dooley.
Cailleach na h-Oiche.
'Guardian spirit of the night'
Yes.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The senile wannabe tyrant has lost the plot and threatened the lives of 6 members of Congress, who created a video educating troops on their REQUIREMENT to disobey ILLEGAL ORDERS (straight from Article 92 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice.)
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“Quiet, Piggy” is what EVERYONE should shout every time he opens his rotten mouth.
The message behind “quiet, piggy” was not subtle.
I decide who speaks. I decide what truth is. I decide whose pain persists and whose gets erased. I decide what women are allowed to ask me. I decide which crimes survive and which get swallowed in smoke.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m so goddamn sick of these people desperately trying to parse the word “pedophile.”
“She was 15 - it’s not like she was 8!”
This is like saying Bundy wasn’t as bad as Dahmer because Ted didn’t eat his victims.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The diversity is blinding! Why, there’s every shade of white from alabaster to eggshell to ecru!

(Women only pictured ‘cause every head of an Aryan-AmeriKKKan family needs a good hausfrau prop for cooking, church, childbearing, and false flattery.

Please join me in shouting “FUCK THIS BULLSHIT.”
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Perfect and beautiful.
And hard.
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Better read this one.
MAGA is turning deadly
Donald Trump is a fascist and Stephen Miller is a Nazi.
open.substack.com
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Nazi Stephen Miller told ICE they have immunity for any and all of their actions. THEY DO NOT.
They’re ignoring court orders not to use chemical or mechanical weapons against journalists & protesters.
Any of you keeping your heads down thinking you’re safe, better reconsider.
GO CHICAGOANS!!!
ICE Agent Aims Rifle Directly at Our Photojournalist, Others Deploy Smoke Bombs on Locals
YouTube video by Save America Movement
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Per Ruth Ben-Ghiat today, “ICE is building a sophisticated surveillance system for future ‘crowd control’ featuring iris scanners, phone hacking, facial recognition, and other tools. On-site tracking is another reason for the expansion of ICE offices in many cities. They want to be everywhere.”
October 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Pam the Sham is a proud graduate of The Trump School of Public Newspeak and Propaganda.
Upon attaining her degree, she was given an autographed sack of Goldemort’s diseased bullshit and a license to drink it as her daily smoothie. (Side effects include delusional doublethink and chronic perjury.)
October 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
October 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
America’s military has been put on notice that Trump wants to use them in American cities to “quell” disfavored groups, using “full force.”
YOU, fellow citizens, are Trump’s enemies. And he means to kill you if you disagree with him.
Will military leaders choose their oath, or a wannabe emperor?
“It’s a war from within.”
Trump prepares the generals for what comes next.
open.substack.com
September 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Aw, and here I thought we were all fragile li’l snowflakes.
Beware! Dear Leader says snowfall is now domestic terrorism.
He will blot it out (forEVER!) with his big, black Sharpie and super-powerful ICE balls who like shoving helpless women to the ground and unsuccessfully chasing bike messengers.
September 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Reposted by Mayday
Pritzker: “In any other country…If federal agents marched down busy streets harassing civilians and demanding their papers, what would we say? I don’t think we’d have any trouble calling it what it is: Authoritarianism.”
September 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Take heart.
When we stand up and fight, we win.
Local TV Giant Sinclair Ends Jimmy Kimmel Boycott
www.nytimes.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Oh no, not The Notorious Sharpie again!
Someone explain to me why a man who is “anti-ICE” would target prisoners, not guards. He can’t have been that bad a shot.
No statements from this government or its agencies can be assumed to be trustworthy at this point in time Journalists, do your thing!
September 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The man emits evil like a contagious virus that taints everything it touches and whose effect is to elicit the most base and bestial instincts in others. He spreads depravity with every exhale and every action. Inoculate yourself against him.
You will develop resistance.
Resistance is beautiful.
September 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
WTFing repeatedly while LMAO.
Blasphemous pageantry AND performative “Christianity.”

“Jesus, Take the (Training) Wheels”
September 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Indeed.
September 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The corruption is so blatant that it’s laughable…kinda…sorta…not.
Trump Justice Dept. Closed Investigation Into Tom Homan for Accepting Bag of Cash
www.nytimes.com
September 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Look at this bullshit IOS app.

Informers are un-American.
Informers are fascists.
Don’t be an informer.
And fuck you, “Tim Apple”.

Note: this app is NOT available on Android.
September 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Cut the shit, MAGA.
We know who he was.
Charlie Kirk in his own words. We Report. You Decide.
YouTube video by The Seneca Project
youtu.be
September 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You should read this.
Regime Already Working Overtime To Punish Wrongthink On Death Of Charlie Kirk
So much for FREE SPEECH!
www.wonkette.com
September 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM