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Jackson Newhouse
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Glen Hansard was supposed to perform on Kimmel Thursday. Here's him performing tonight
September 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Mine did really well.
GPT-5 doing a good job creating images of the recent presidents.
August 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Huh, mine is much closer to accurate. Can you share a link to your chat?
GPT-5 generated display of the presidents since FDR. I think it is almost entirely correct except Georg H.W. Bush is listed as 1989-1933, not 1989-1993.
August 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Is it MechaHitler?
July 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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May 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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When the stock market is up in late March
April 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Please watch The Air Up There, my introduction to Kevin Bacon at age 7. He plays a character named Jimmy Dolan
March 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Unrivaled Time!
February 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Written by ChatGPT. Robots are coming for us for real for real
This is a humorous and complex flowchart that categorizes people's philosophical or academic inclinations based on their answers to a series of questions. The starting question is "Do you hold out any hope of being cool?", and the responses guide the user down different intellectual and philosophical paths. Breakdown of the Flowchart: 1. If "Yes" (you’re kidding yourself but ok): The user is classified as a "Sexy Murder Poet" and is asked about their feelings on ethnonationalist fascism. If they respond "Love it!", they are labeled "Heideggerian". If they respond "Wtf? No", they are asked if they would accept a rephrased version of it using woke talking points. If "still no", they are asked if they have aspirations to social relevance. If "sure that sounds fun", they are led to a category of writing abstruse essays that vaguely reference "the social" or "performativity", leading to "Honestly the world is your oyster, good luck!". If "nah", they are asked whether they prefer numbers or the French language. If numbers, they are labeled "Badiou exegesis". If French, they are asked "How irritating are you?". If somewhat, they are labeled "Derrida exegesis". If incredibly, they are labeled "Laruelle exegesis". 2. If "No": The user is labeled as a "Basically Pleasant Bureaucrat" and asked about their experience in science classes. If they wanted to "be them" (the students who got A’s), they are asked if they even pretend to have a social consciousness. If they respond "I just build the rockets, where they come down is the Luftwaffe’s concern", they are asked if they can describe "data" with a straight face. If they can, they are categorized as "Generic humanities grad". Continued If they cannot, they are categorized as "Wittgensteinian". If they respond "Oh I'm very woke", they are asked "Have you read an actual book in your life?". If "no", they are told "Good for you. How hard can this social justice thing be anyway. Pseudo-economics or pseudo-biology?", leading to Econ, Condorcet, or Bio. If "several", they are further classified: If into Carnap, they are asked if they prefer being vaguely looked down on in philosophy conferences or science conferences. Philosophy leads to "Generic Bayesian adding meaningless epicycles". Science leads to "Generic Bayesian adding meaningless epicycles". If they "hate the people getting A’s", they are asked if they are a pedant or a snob. If pedant, it depends on their definition. If snob, they are asked about their thoughts on 15th-century Confessional states. If "wtf are you talking about?", they are asked "Bernie or Warren?". Warren leads to "Professor writing books about epistemic injustice etc". Bernie leads to "Grad student writing papers disagreeing with professors' books about epistemic injustice etc". If "De Inquisitione Hispanica nihil mali feceri!!!!!", they are categorized as "Thomist".
February 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Every generation has their Challengers
February 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Some inspo
February 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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They're not sending their best
July 23, 2023 at 7:44 AM