Damn as a child I really thought bottomless pits and quicksand would be a bigger issue in my life

Sabrina carpenter really out here saying “you ever try this one” and then proceeds to do the most vanilla ass sex position you’ve ever seen like girl calm down

The amount of secondhand embarrassment I have even just watching this is through the roof.

Here is Tiggie soaking up some heat and being the cutest cat that exists.

brb moving back to earth can’t play roblox on mars or saturn

brb moving to mars

brb moving to Saturn

the $5 biggie bag gotta be the greatest thing Wendy's ever did

I wish it were safe to lay on your roof while a thunderstorm is happening so you can watch it.

I wish they made waterproof cases for the Switch. Would love to game while taking a bath.

It's good to be back on Twitter . Com