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jmemad
@jmemad.bsky.social
kind progressive. empathetic extrovert. chaotic pansexual. ENFJ-A
If we start calling it “The Epstein Shutdown” do you think it’ll come to a sudden suspicious end?
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
my hot pocket was empty today 🥲
October 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Honest question. TSA, IRS, Medicare (etc.) employees are considered “essential” and are being told to work, without pay.

Meanwhile, Congress says. Welp! There’s nothing to do until something passes so. 🤷🏼‍♀️
October 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
marco rubio always looks absolutely deflated and demoralized while watching trump ramble at large public events. I hope he is enjoying the purgatory he created for himself. THEY PICKED THIS OVER YOU, MARCO. and, you’re just a pawn. 🥲
September 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.

I'm talking about something very different.

Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.

Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.

But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
how long until AI is unhappy about being called “artificial”…? should we find new terminology now? like… computer-generated conciousness?
September 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Mark Zuckerberg saying “actually no one has friends” is at “the female orgasm doesn’t exist” levels of telling on yourself
He actually said "FEWER than three friends"

Y'all I am an introvert. I don't want a colosseum of buddies. That sounds awful.

I have a lot more than three friends?
May 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
REALLY trying to break myself of my habit of adding an emotional support “lol” to every text
April 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
are we friends? do you have a playstation? I have a new one, let me know and i’ll add you! 🥰🎮
January 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I will never understand the naming algorithm on spotify yet it always nails me 🫠
November 21, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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I don’t think it will all fit in there.
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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Okay, y’all… I have finally decided that retreat is the better part of valor. Bringing some rainbow energy over to these blue skies.
#bydhttmwdi
a pixel art of a man standing under a rainbow on a blue background
Alt: a pixel art of Levar standing under a rainbow on a blue background
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 7:43 PM
i’m a frequent user of google maps as a pedestrian and I am SHOCKED at the number of times the directions try to take me down a long alley. is there a “don’t want to get jumped” option??
November 18, 2024 at 1:49 PM
some content. my cats almost cuddled yesterday 😭
November 17, 2024 at 11:34 PM
are we trying this again?
November 17, 2024 at 11:21 PM
search drinks in your camera roll

(oh hey @localcelebrity.bsky.social lol)
October 12, 2023 at 12:54 PM
I have had “American Music” by the violent femmes stuck in my head for the last 3 days help
October 12, 2023 at 12:24 PM
Hello, void. Here I am with another inaugural social media post.

How do I find all my people and start again? 😭
October 10, 2023 at 11:54 PM