James Barnard
@jmbarnard.bsky.social
40-something Hertfordshire-based Bid Writer. Centre-left. ‘Doctor Who’ fan. Local theatre participant.
What’s your sign?
February 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
What’s your sign?
Not my own work, obviously, but I love it!
November 21, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Not my own work, obviously, but I love it!
Reposted by James Barnard
“Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. ‘Watson, you imbecile. Some bastard has stolen our tent’"
'Luxury Knayton stargazing break scam left us in farmer's field'
A sophisticated scam promising a night in a stargazing dome in North Yorkshire catches people out.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2024 at 8:29 AM
“Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. ‘Watson, you imbecile. Some bastard has stolen our tent’"
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Me: *saves document on computer*
Computer: ‘Document saved!’
Me: ‘Where is it?’
Computer: ‘Ha ha where's what?’
Computer: ‘Document saved!’
Me: ‘Where is it?’
Computer: ‘Ha ha where's what?’
November 19, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Me: *saves document on computer*
Computer: ‘Document saved!’
Me: ‘Where is it?’
Computer: ‘Ha ha where's what?’
Computer: ‘Document saved!’
Me: ‘Where is it?’
Computer: ‘Ha ha where's what?’
Reposted by James Barnard
The thing I loved most about Twitter was that I could post some nonsense and then happily spend hours reading the witty replies by the brilliant people I was fortunate enough to have as mutuals. I'm not just saying this, but this place has already surpassed that. See the replies to this for proof...
Shakespeare for the 21st century...
7. “To even, or can’t even, that is the question”
6. “All that glisters is not goals”
5. “Out, dammed Spotify!”
4. “As You, like, Like It”
3. “Romeo, Romeo, WTF Romeo?!”
2. “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your earbuds”
1. “Alas, poor Yorick. He got ratio'd”
7. “To even, or can’t even, that is the question”
6. “All that glisters is not goals”
5. “Out, dammed Spotify!”
4. “As You, like, Like It”
3. “Romeo, Romeo, WTF Romeo?!”
2. “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your earbuds”
1. “Alas, poor Yorick. He got ratio'd”
November 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM
The thing I loved most about Twitter was that I could post some nonsense and then happily spend hours reading the witty replies by the brilliant people I was fortunate enough to have as mutuals. I'm not just saying this, but this place has already surpassed that. See the replies to this for proof...