At first I was like “I dunno seems relatively harmless in the scheme of things” then i realized it was Linehan ERP’ing w AI and then made a face like i bit into a lemon and the lemon had puke in it

Tommy Pinchin’, Izack Assmove, Don-Tay, Robert Block, William Fuckner,
and that one guy who wrote hitchhikers guide….

Sam adams

To the tune of the WKUK hotdog sketch:

How often, bitter, would you say you watch an entire pornographic clown show….a day?

7

7? Whole shows?

Is….is that a lot?

Thoughts on SWANS and neutral milk hotel

EAT!!!!

From salo

Also horny tarkovsky exists, its called HARD TO BE A GOD
and people are literally fucking while covered head to toe in shit

Me at the tarkovsky marathon in sf last summer:
This is really beautiful. The power of art moves me

Me now: i cant remember if anyone hangs dong in any of those movies

First ur a brony, now ur a swiftie. The things i learn these days are stunning brian

I noticed that the bloodbath is almost scored to mambo no. 5, which i can only assume u put in there to give tabitha king a heart attack

Hurwitz’s statement may be the most purely cruel and wicked sentiment anyone in power has said recently and thats a huge bar to cross

Literally the thesis of my Novel im writing as we speak

“The people mentioned in the so-called Epstein Files….they are instead Republicans and Democrats, Conservatives and Progressives, CEOs and politicians. And none of those labels or self-identifiers matter, because what they really are, collectively, is men and women with wealth and power.”

The pope slowly unbuttons his frock to reveal a gaping chest woundpussy, and we all clap and hug

Dear holy father, this movie is called Videodrome, and i would love to hear your thoughts

They used to call em axe wounds for a reason brian

Crooked hillary, i mean folks, she couldnt keep him satisfied.
You know, a lot of people say im great at blowjobs, just the best cumslut in the history of this country. No one loves pearl necklaces the way I do folks.
Some people say im a dirty boy, i say, im the dirtiest boy in america.

Sex educators say we should start teaching kids very early what sex is so that if they are being abused they can identify and report behaviors. Sex ed is target number 1. Sex to them is cosmic level terror. We cant understand, we cant educate, we cant consent, we cant be anything but theirs.

John fetterman’s head makes a hollow donk noise when hit on the top. Hes literally a coconut head, because theres like some fluid in there and not much else