What a great show! I learned all about bourbon and bunnies and breathing and blowjobs. Also that the best accompaniment for clams is, shockingly, not mustard gas.

Not guilty of assault with a deli weapon! (I’ll see myself out)

He would like to speak to the manager

Daily Mail poll. Definitely reliable …

The problem is that if there’s another chainsaw-assisted jewelry heist, you have a problematic Google search history.

“But we’ll be legends when we get home with this one!”

I can’t believe they didn’t try to pick up that big stick laying across the path.

In "A View to a Kill," Tanya Roberts screams for Roger Moore to save her. "James, don't leave me!" Several audience members, loudly, "Leave her!"

That’s the face of “you woke me to take another picture?”

Fortunately, Bluesky has such poor image reproduction that you can’t see the hail dimples.

It's nothing exciting. I'm absolutely incapable of making a good -- or even consistent -- cup of coffee, so for the past decade or so I've been using a Keurig. It finally died and it's replacement has different cup size options and can even brew a "stronger" cup.

How about a magic trick? I’m going to make this rocket disappear. Ta-da!

Glad I found you over here. I really enjoyed the CPO Taycan series.