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Jason Loftus
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Golden retriever dad. Nerd. Optimistic skeptic.
He loves nothing more than chasing tennis balls. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
September 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
We live near the launch site for hot air balloon tours and she’s decided that the orbs in the sky are a serious threat. This has become a regular morning routine. 🤦‍♂️😂 #goldenretrievers #dogsofbluesky #hotairballoons
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Wife: I’m worried one of the dogs is going to fall in the window well chasing an errant tennis ball.
Me: I don’t think they’re that dumb.
Also me: I guess I need to research window well covers.

(He was safely extracted unharmed and unfazed)

#goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky #listentoyourwife
June 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
He’s asking, why aren’t you throwing tennis balls? My answer is, you haven’t retrieved the ones I already threw. At least he’s fulfilled the “golden” part. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
June 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
He gets way less annoyed when the chickens peck at him than I do when they peck at me. #goldenretrievers #backyardchickens
May 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Some days you just need someone that makes you feel safe. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
March 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
She’ll slowly pace around in front of us wagging her tail hoping that we notice what she has in her mouth. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
February 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“I’m ready to play fetch when you’re done working.” #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
February 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“I’m ready for my bedtime belly rubs now.” #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
February 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Happy National Golden Retriever Day from Clover and Murray! #GoldenRetriever #DogsOfBlueSky
February 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Morning walk paused due to elk sighting… or as she knows them, Rolo Candy distribution beasts. #GoldenRetriever #DogsOfBlueSky
February 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No matter what kind of day I’m having, that happy face and wagging tail always make me smile. #GoldenRetriever #DogsOfBlueSky
January 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Happy 10th birthday to this handsome gentleman. 🎂🥳🎁 #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
January 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It’s a stay inside kind of day today. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
January 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
As near as I could tell, the whole point of this sign was to tell you not to hit the sign. #bendoregon #bend #streetsigns
January 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That first visit to the veterinarian is less scary when you can bring a friend. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
January 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“I don’t understand. If you didn’t want me to have it, then why did you leave in on the floor?” #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
January 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The, why-did-you-stop-petting-me-for-one-second look. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
January 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Day 7 of my mission and the giant fur beasts have no idea I’ve infiltrated their inner circle. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky #sphynxcat #catsofbluesky
January 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
About 12 years ago, after our Labrador passed, we lasted 2 weeks before we couldn’t take being dog-less. That’s when we adopted this handsome old man. He was our gateway-golden and 3 goldens later, we’ve never looked back. Picture taken on adoption day. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
January 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
She is not a fan of booties. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
December 27, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Merry christmoose. #goldenretriver #dogsofbluesky
December 24, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I love you, human. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
December 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
“Dad, I’m bored. You’re boring”.

I feel judged. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
December 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
That phase where she still thought of herself as a tiny puppy that can fit into tight spaces. #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky
December 13, 2024 at 1:21 AM