There's a good lad

I see where you're coming from, but if English manners didn't require constant and crippling second guessing of people's intentions and reactions then we'd run the risk of being a decisive and productive nation. That way lies a return to Empire, my friend.

Not convinced. I might offer but then still have hurt feelings. That's not their fault but it is their problem (in terms of escaping rudeness).

Wouldn't that be kinda rude? I mean, they did make you a pancake.

This is a Monty Hall thing, right?

Well if you'd taken the time to look for historical precedents, you'd know that...

Ripe with opportunity... And vitamins

Quite a fruitful topic for underwhelming puns.

Did you split straight after this photo? Or did it take a while to peel you away?

Bananas