Happy Gilmore 2 is a crime. After 20 minutes of shit like this I had to turn it off.

House 4 has a dog lamp that becomes a real dog to defend a paralyzed girl in a wheelchair from thugs and as funny as that sounds it doesn’t work at all. This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

Espresso & Monster White isn’t nearly as bad a combo as I had expected, but I’d rather be drinking espresso & tonic w/ a twist of lime.

What the fuck?

Overhauling my old PS2 has been a weird trip down memory lane. By the latest save timestamp I saw, nothing had been played since 2006 so the PS2 has been dormant more than 3x longer than it had been used and that’s sad. And how much have I spent on more unplayed games for other systems since then?

Post a random game in your collection, here on Saturday.

You’ve got less than 3 weeks, be prepared.

Holy shit, that’s a real post. I’m actually stunned.

It turns out I am a number and it ends in six. I swear this was not planned.

Now that I’m a vidiot, I’ll kick it off with something that I’ll never top.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

There will be a tremendous amount of collateral damage and somehow I’ll end up at the center of a national crisis.

Star Wars Outlaws is Crescent Fresh

I regret to inform you that The Abyss does not appear to have been spared the True Lies treatment. There’s more film grain in the iTunes menu still than the movie itself.

Good news though: the iTunes version has the Special Edition cut.

Bad news: it’s HD-only and also looks processed.

I got to see a personal hero of mine in person tonight.

FF16 is the grayest game I’ve played since Fallout 3, but that’s interspersed with the greatest reasons to own an HDR OLED I’ve ever seen and moments when it pulls its head out of its ass with tongue firmly planted in cheek.

I woke up today wanting a croissant and a 4K remaster of Mr. Boogedy. One out of two ain’t bad.

I’ve been messing around with AI video upscaling in my spare time and am currently working on Duckman and a few other shows like Dotch Cooking Show and On The Air. Here’s a sample of Duckman SD vs the 2160p upscale.

I don’t know if there’s a perfect first post, but here’s a screenshot of Johnny Mnemonic as can be currently seen on The Criterion Channel and that’s perfectly wonderful to me.