Jeff Kiska
@jkiska.bsky.social
I'm feelin' like a Monday
But someday I'll be Saturday night
But someday I'll be Saturday night
So friendly and merciless at the same time. No idea what he said but I do know he got off easy.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
So friendly and merciless at the same time. No idea what he said but I do know he got off easy.
Only soulless minions of orthodoxy disagree.
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Only soulless minions of orthodoxy disagree.
Your dedication to keeping as far away from Big Rod's pocket as possible is admirable.
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Your dedication to keeping as far away from Big Rod's pocket as possible is admirable.
This game is the only reason I know where the duodenum is.
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
This game is the only reason I know where the duodenum is.
Always the look that says "I don't know how, but you did this to me."
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Always the look that says "I don't know how, but you did this to me."
Wait, that's the exact image that's being described in the post. Blue hat, red box, 30 cent drinks... why didn't they just use that instead of AI garbage?
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Wait, that's the exact image that's being described in the post. Blue hat, red box, 30 cent drinks... why didn't they just use that instead of AI garbage?
Suddenly the fact that the groundskeeper runs the Species 8472 recreation of Starfleet makes a lot more sense!
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Suddenly the fact that the groundskeeper runs the Species 8472 recreation of Starfleet makes a lot more sense!
I had the same thought about that Black Coat trial on Olympus. Was about ready for bed one night so I figured I'd just knock out a quick trial instead of a full run, and after several failures I'm like "How is this only three eyeballs?!"
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I had the same thought about that Black Coat trial on Olympus. Was about ready for bed one night so I figured I'd just knock out a quick trial instead of a full run, and after several failures I'm like "How is this only three eyeballs?!"
Those Blue Jays are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity or remorse or fear...
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Those Blue Jays are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity or remorse or fear...
Instructions unclear. Had ChatGPT explain what grass feels like.
October 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Instructions unclear. Had ChatGPT explain what grass feels like.
The only reason I'm a Star Trek fan today is because my mother was so into it when I was growing up.
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The only reason I'm a Star Trek fan today is because my mother was so into it when I was growing up.
Thank you I was afraid I was the only one!
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Thank you I was afraid I was the only one!
I can see the headline now: "Bestselling Author Forced by Publisher to Gorge Himself on Delicious Chocolates"
October 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I can see the headline now: "Bestselling Author Forced by Publisher to Gorge Himself on Delicious Chocolates"
Somebody at Utopia Planitia was really using their head when they made sure the ready room had a brooding window.
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Somebody at Utopia Planitia was really using their head when they made sure the ready room had a brooding window.
All I know is that I've been shown how to fold one of these monstrosities countless times during my life and every time I try I just end up shoving a misshapen blob into the closet and calling it a day.
September 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
All I know is that I've been shown how to fold one of these monstrosities countless times during my life and every time I try I just end up shoving a misshapen blob into the closet and calling it a day.
🎵Tell me doctor
Where are we going this time?
Is this the fifties
Or 1999?
All I wanted to do
Was play my guitar and sing
So take me away
I don't mind
But you better promise me
I'll be back in time🎵
Where are we going this time?
Is this the fifties
Or 1999?
All I wanted to do
Was play my guitar and sing
So take me away
I don't mind
But you better promise me
I'll be back in time🎵
September 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
🎵Tell me doctor
Where are we going this time?
Is this the fifties
Or 1999?
All I wanted to do
Was play my guitar and sing
So take me away
I don't mind
But you better promise me
I'll be back in time🎵
Where are we going this time?
Is this the fifties
Or 1999?
All I wanted to do
Was play my guitar and sing
So take me away
I don't mind
But you better promise me
I'll be back in time🎵
Honestly I always thought automats sounded kind of cool, and if this is how they come back I think I like it?
September 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Honestly I always thought automats sounded kind of cool, and if this is how they come back I think I like it?
But why do I love it so much?
September 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
But why do I love it so much?
Man I'll never understand how Starfleet decides when to give a ship with a legacy name a new registry number or a letter suffix. Excelsior was the lead ship of a class that was in service for like a hundred years, feels like this deserved to be the NCC-2000-A.
September 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Man I'll never understand how Starfleet decides when to give a ship with a legacy name a new registry number or a letter suffix. Excelsior was the lead ship of a class that was in service for like a hundred years, feels like this deserved to be the NCC-2000-A.
Is it cheating to say Return of the Obra Dinn?
September 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Is it cheating to say Return of the Obra Dinn?