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JJ Rymr
@jjrymer.bsky.social
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Wisconsin shit-poster with mental health issues... enjoy!
May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼

Twitter refugee-2024 election

Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖,
comic🎙️, tequilas...
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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · Oct 9
I'm 'seen people smoke in a hospital' years old
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aquavulva.bsky.social
I’m acting my age.
What do I win?
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
jjrymer.bsky.social
Age yourself with gaming.
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
jjrymer.bsky.social
My wife's health insurance premium is increasing by 500%..

cool
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
jjrymer.bsky.social
Maybe that guy yelling random shit at the bus stop is just trying to find 2025's safe word...
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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patnspankme.bsky.social
pronounces chameleon like chaim-melon
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
jjrymer.bsky.social
What an amazing veteran's day!
My restaurant did free meals and beer for veterans and we were BUSY! Our kitchen and (only) 3 servers absolutely crushed it. I overheard several great conversations between veterans and received amazing feedback from our guests.
I love my job
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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jjrymer.bsky.social
Change a letter. Ruin a candy

Charleston Chaw
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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jjrymer.bsky.social
*trying to fall asleep

My brain: What if Erykah Badu had a son named Yabada?
August 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
You know when you're wearing socks and the seam at the end gets under your toes and annoys the shit out of you all day?

That's my personality
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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New seasonal has been dropped...
#vinragebrewingco
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
jjrymer.bsky.social
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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hayao.lol
mood
Walter Molino serious looking men lighting cigarettes for a rooster and several hens who are smoking away
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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francesmeh.reviews
have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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steamymac.bsky.social
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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azedand2knots.bsky.social
ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
jjrymer.bsky.social
In the words of great American philosopher, Pat Benatar..

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Yeah!
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
kill two birds with one kidney stone
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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steamymac.bsky.social
I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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steamymac.bsky.social
Listening to Sheryl Crow and Sheryl Crow only until the end of the year because I hate myself.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
jjrymer.bsky.social
"You're a weirdo!"

Thanks?
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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jjrymer.bsky.social
Lord, please grant me the patience to ...
You know what, nevermind
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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jjrymer.bsky.social
*starting to fall asleep

My brain: Technically is garlic toast
March 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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jjrymer.bsky.social
*trying to fall asleep

My brain: If you're fucking a donkey, but not in the butt, is it still considered ass play?
August 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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jjrymer.bsky.social
My brain is so messed up

brain: Fuck you, I'm right here
March 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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jjrymer.bsky.social
Nobody:

My brain:
a man in a suit is screaming in front of a brass bell
ALT: a man in a suit is screaming in front of a brass bell
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September 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM