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I lean on my plants
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Captain
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Radioshower
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Open for private commissions!

I have five slots available for late November/early December! Email me at hannahlockillustration@gmail.com with what you’d like and I’ll get a quote to you.
October 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Me listening to "Midnight City" by M83 for the first time totally shitfaced in a friend's car headed for McDonald's
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
October 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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At the start of summer I'd set a goal for myself to find a mantis in the wild and in early autumn I spotted one among the flowers.
October 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off
October 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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There's nothing special about Bluesky other than that it's where my friends are at right now. Once they're gone, I'm off to the next place with them.
October 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
November 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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Monday!!!
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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things like this really drive home that the primary function of the “EDM” movement was an extraction and mass-commercialization of Black dance music to be widely palatable to the monied white Chad demographic
September 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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you sure about this one? #ffx
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM