They've always, and I mean ALWAYS, got to be the victim of something that's absofuckinglutelyade up.

Where do I sign up to volunteer for your presidential run?

Wait until you hear about parents not signing on for the cost of braces for their children's teeth. Or, having to pass on short summer trips with their kids, because an unexpected surgery sucked every last dime from their savings. Gig jobs, delivering lunch to other jobs that have dried up. FAFO.

I mean, we've seen his most recent votes, so there wasn't anything to announce. The last Republican with any character died on August 25, 2018.

With all due respect, get Pelosi to retire. 84 years old. I keep reading she's actively taking actions to sideline key, younger, Democrats. I'm over her reign.

Trying to find the wrong turn I took to get into this stupid alternate universe. The US is upside down, and every day is opposite day.

Or does this give us, the people, permission to do whatever the fuck we want? I'm thinking we all get construction paper, write "dOgE" with Crayola markers, and pin our new badges to our shirts. Then, in unison, all over the country, force our way into Republican government offices. "Audit" time!

Canada and the US have been best friends for a long time. And when this shitgibbon leaves office, and he fucking will, I hope you hear our apologies. 4/4 #canada

Sesame Street had segments in French, where in other parts of Michigan they would be in Spanish. We have coworkers we spent almost a lifetime with, who cross the border every day to work, and vise versa. We're not fighting Canada or the Canadian people, because we're friends. 3/4

...bridges and tunnels. We have family and lifelong friends on the other side of the Detroit River. We've shared concert venues and art. We sing O Canada at sporting events. 2/

It's what it always does. It gives those who are perpetually terrified of the "other" and those who perpetually manufacturing and fabricating victimization, to join forces.

I'm sure she does know the difference and is intentionally using the incorrect language to make their base feel like they're prosecuting criminally. Their base doesn't know the difference.

THANK YOU for brushing off the most truthful word that everyone has been pussyfooting around "LIES". Misinformation, disinformation is the plan, and LIES are used to follow the plan. You are the first person I've heard use it. Keep going!

This implies Trump has a choice in the matter. Because this photo exists means he does not. The relationship will continue because in their world, the world we haven't been privy to the details, Trump has no choice but to relinquish power to Musk. Be brave. Say it out loud.