Even the slightest positive thing that happens between now and Tuesday will be deemed a Mardi Gras miracle
February 10, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Even the slightest positive thing that happens between now and Tuesday will be deemed a Mardi Gras miracle
Derek Carr back to being Derek Carr
December 22, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Derek Carr back to being Derek Carr
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Only four days until Christmas and the robots come for you.
December 22, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Only four days until Christmas and the robots come for you.
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Only eight days until Christmas & the robot down the street from the old JC Penney's comes for you
December 17, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Only eight days until Christmas & the robot down the street from the old JC Penney's comes for you
Got my nails done at my regular spot last night. As I was paying they gave me a card that said "Merry Christmas"
It was a gift card for a deluxe pedicure!
It was a gift card for a deluxe pedicure!
December 17, 2023 at 2:10 PM
Got my nails done at my regular spot last night. As I was paying they gave me a card that said "Merry Christmas"
It was a gift card for a deluxe pedicure!
It was a gift card for a deluxe pedicure!
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Only nine days until Christmas. Go for a nice stroll around the frozen lake while you wait for the robots to come for you.
December 16, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Only nine days until Christmas. Go for a nice stroll around the frozen lake while you wait for the robots to come for you.
Derek Carr is a terrible quarterback in case anyone was wondering
December 4, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Derek Carr is a terrible quarterback in case anyone was wondering
There should be one basketball game on tonight
November 24, 2023 at 1:27 AM
There should be one basketball game on tonight
Low iron prevented me from donating blood last week, so I've had a hamburger for dinner two nights in a row
November 5, 2023 at 1:52 AM
Low iron prevented me from donating blood last week, so I've had a hamburger for dinner two nights in a row
I could use another Sunday this weekend
September 10, 2023 at 9:22 PM
I could use another Sunday this weekend
Sweat so much during hot yoga that my fingers are pruny
September 4, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Sweat so much during hot yoga that my fingers are pruny
Made a lil naan pizza for dinner. Ingredients from TJs:
-Garlic naan
-their premade chicken tikka masala (saved the rice for another day)
-low fat shredded mozzarella
So good and easy. I ate 1.5.
-Garlic naan
-their premade chicken tikka masala (saved the rice for another day)
-low fat shredded mozzarella
So good and easy. I ate 1.5.
September 3, 2023 at 12:56 AM
Made a lil naan pizza for dinner. Ingredients from TJs:
-Garlic naan
-their premade chicken tikka masala (saved the rice for another day)
-low fat shredded mozzarella
So good and easy. I ate 1.5.
-Garlic naan
-their premade chicken tikka masala (saved the rice for another day)
-low fat shredded mozzarella
So good and easy. I ate 1.5.
Have just attended two book club meetings in 24 hours
August 31, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Have just attended two book club meetings in 24 hours
I don't watch the news
What’s the worst thing someone can say on a first date?
“What I really want to do is direct.”
“What I really want to do is direct.”
August 28, 2023 at 1:47 AM
I don't watch the news
Episode 2 of #ultimatum... clearly this girl didn't understand what she signed up for
August 26, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Episode 2 of #ultimatum... clearly this girl didn't understand what she signed up for
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Laura Ingraham says Democrats' platform is pot, porn and Planned Parenthood, and I think we've got a winning slogan for 2024
August 24, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Laura Ingraham says Democrats' platform is pot, porn and Planned Parenthood, and I think we've got a winning slogan for 2024
There are only so many different ways I can say "it's hot"
August 24, 2023 at 1:51 AM
There are only so many different ways I can say "it's hot"
Also they are aggravating me already and it's just preseason
August 21, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Also they are aggravating me already and it's just preseason
6pm is a great time for Saints games... I've done all my Sunday stuff and this is the evening activity. And it'll be done before bedtime
August 21, 2023 at 2:13 AM
6pm is a great time for Saints games... I've done all my Sunday stuff and this is the evening activity. And it'll be done before bedtime
August 13, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Rewatching Real World Las Vegas (first edition) and wow... I feel like I might as well be watching it on VHS
August 8, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Rewatching Real World Las Vegas (first edition) and wow... I feel like I might as well be watching it on VHS
Best part of Barbie was Issa Rae as president
August 7, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Best part of Barbie was Issa Rae as president
First season of Las Vegas Real World was wild
August 6, 2023 at 3:15 PM
First season of Las Vegas Real World was wild
it's hotter than the devil's 🍆
August 6, 2023 at 12:11 AM
it's hotter than the devil's 🍆