Jixby Phillips
@jixbyphillips.bsky.social
loser-dickhead-asshole rights activist
The best Christmas present is a painted life-size statue of Santa Claus with a huge sack of real toys
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The best Christmas present is a painted life-size statue of Santa Claus with a huge sack of real toys
sometimes I'm all like "I should post more"
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
sometimes I'm all like "I should post more"
I STILL THINK ABOUT YOU
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I STILL THINK ABOUT YOU
there should be a second halloween but it's just for girls to dress like cats
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
there should be a second halloween but it's just for girls to dress like cats
goin over to my buddys house. he's got every porno ever made
October 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
goin over to my buddys house. he's got every porno ever made
delaying my bedtime so I watch a guy on Youtube that looks like this
September 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
delaying my bedtime so I watch a guy on Youtube that looks like this
doin air guitar to roseanne theme even though its a saxaphone
August 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
doin air guitar to roseanne theme even though its a saxaphone
the buzzkill guys were the same guys who wrote the captions on worst of the web
May 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the buzzkill guys were the same guys who wrote the captions on worst of the web
CURRENT YOUTUBE ALGORITHM:
Studio C nip slip
Criterion Closet Nose Picks
fat idiot screams so hard that he dies
9/11 tower two every angle
Studio C nip slip
Criterion Closet Nose Picks
fat idiot screams so hard that he dies
9/11 tower two every angle
April 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
CURRENT YOUTUBE ALGORITHM:
Studio C nip slip
Criterion Closet Nose Picks
fat idiot screams so hard that he dies
9/11 tower two every angle
Studio C nip slip
Criterion Closet Nose Picks
fat idiot screams so hard that he dies
9/11 tower two every angle
"baby bignuts" doll sales flounder among non-weirdos
April 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
"baby bignuts" doll sales flounder among non-weirdos
BRILLIANT NUMBER ONE
WARREN (SHORT)
SNATCH (ORIGINAL ENDING)
FIRE ANT (LONG)
WARREN (SHORT)
SNATCH (ORIGINAL ENDING)
FIRE ANT (LONG)
March 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
BRILLIANT NUMBER ONE
WARREN (SHORT)
SNATCH (ORIGINAL ENDING)
FIRE ANT (LONG)
WARREN (SHORT)
SNATCH (ORIGINAL ENDING)
FIRE ANT (LONG)
Welp... now I've seen everything! (kills self)
March 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Welp... now I've seen everything! (kills self)
cheers! to kroger brand seltzer water for improving the perforation on their fridge pack boxes
March 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
cheers! to kroger brand seltzer water for improving the perforation on their fridge pack boxes
I know my Augie Doggie and that is an other bullshit dog. it is in fact one of the most menacing dogs ever made. I laugh at stuff like this
Space Ghost amongst other Hanna Barbera characters featured on vintage vinyl patches
February 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I know my Augie Doggie and that is an other bullshit dog. it is in fact one of the most menacing dogs ever made. I laugh at stuff like this
it's a real will-they-won't-they in here (the "they" in this equation is me and the episode of club random with Tom Green)
February 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
it's a real will-they-won't-they in here (the "they" in this equation is me and the episode of club random with Tom Green)
The way Universal UHD discs just roll into bonus features after the movie is over is total Laserdisc shit... an I LOVE IT!!!
February 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The way Universal UHD discs just roll into bonus features after the movie is over is total Laserdisc shit... an I LOVE IT!!!
trying to practice peace and forgiveness in my old age, but the author of this super mario bros. 2 playthrough on youtube is a rude, thoughtless little pig
February 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
trying to practice peace and forgiveness in my old age, but the author of this super mario bros. 2 playthrough on youtube is a rude, thoughtless little pig
Reposted by Jixby Phillips
Went to Arby's for lunch and they had this playing on the TV. Very bad sign for that Arby's, very bad sign for the world.
January 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Went to Arby's for lunch and they had this playing on the TV. Very bad sign for that Arby's, very bad sign for the world.
Hovering over the amazon page for Dune on blu-ray, sweating profusely
January 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Hovering over the amazon page for Dune on blu-ray, sweating profusely
I can hear somebody in my building is watching Twin Peaks tonight awww
January 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I can hear somebody in my building is watching Twin Peaks tonight awww
I am on a train to go across state lines to purchase the second car in my life that I've gotten from my sister and I can't wait to drive it back home so I can be on my computer while watching everything on the vinegar syndrome bluray of Cannibal the Musical
January 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I am on a train to go across state lines to purchase the second car in my life that I've gotten from my sister and I can't wait to drive it back home so I can be on my computer while watching everything on the vinegar syndrome bluray of Cannibal the Musical
bluesky PLEASE add this!!! I NEED one of these bad boys next to my name!!!!
January 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
bluesky PLEASE add this!!! I NEED one of these bad boys next to my name!!!!