The oddest thing is that we all had to look it up. It's crazy on its face, but 47 is dumb enough that it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility

Came to say this very thing. If the bible is "God's inspired word" Jefferson had a bunch of notes...

"On fire" but not the kind he's probably thinking about

"Ms. Ory said she votes in every election, but she, like Mr. Ory, declined to say who she cast her ballot for last November..." Pretty much answers the question I think.

Kinda surprised that he doesn't have a picture of a cross in his header...

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Go Blue Jays beat the Dodgers

Okay, and hear me out, it's actually completely ideal. Go Hawks

There's no choice. Even if this was "normal times" (whatever that means) the Dodgers are the Empire, I'm not rooting for them

"It's off record" after the conversation has happened is the news version of "I was just kidding"

So what you're saying is that he's completely qualified to work in the trump administration.