James Hansen
jimmymarv.bsky.social
James Hansen
@jimmymarv.bsky.social
Hooker and bitch-slapper.
I’m not trying to be rude but can we get a dialect coach for Brits doing American accents in TV? Please god.
January 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Hello Blue Sky! Let’s get weird.
November 28, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Mark Zuckerberg is a giant poopy asshole.
January 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Okay I’m using Bluesky I’m ready to feel something
November 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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mugger: How much you got?

me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.
November 16, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Future rapped, “Fucked her in the ass made her pee pee.” And I, too, pee-peed even though I was NOT getting fucked in the ass. Job well done, sire.
September 2, 2023 at 1:50 AM
I love posting into the void. How long until robots start asking if I want to see their pussies?
September 1, 2023 at 1:30 AM