I was hearing the jokes from the little book being read out by Peter Beardsley... Not sure whether he'd have taken himself out trying that though!

I go for the baking tray with the washing up bowl next to it and slosh it in every minute or so... Still get water absolutely everywhere but it feels like more fun

Been saying this since the one game he got in there was the best he's looked for us in a long time... Foden looks lost in there at the moment, whereas Grealish really put himself about and used his strength

I love the lad but Rico appears to be out of his depth in games like this, losing the ball there was so avoidable; as for leaving Salah unmarked off a corner what the actual F

Getting a lot of "christ you're bad" messages off non-City mates who clearly haven't watched us much - I thought the first 55 mins was one of the better performances recently! Heads went after the third which is disappointing though

Apart from two complete brainfarts, a really bright performance... Couple of great chances, could easily be 2-1 up!

Oh ye of little faith... Come on Palace!

I'd love the reveal that he's only 28

City have been slightly better than recent form, still look a bit open at the back and a bit hesitant going forward... Lovely goal from Foden who aside from that has been a bit off the pace