James E. Shadduck
@jimbluedemocrat.bsky.social
Retired trial attorney. Full time semi-professional shopping cart wrangler, lover of cheese and breathing. I like Oregon. Semi original skeets, stolen from the mind of my evil twin, who has cast a spell on my dog. Dog speaks 4 languages in treats now.
“The only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders. Survivors on rafts do not deserve to be killed without Due Process. Are we no longer a nation of laws?”
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“The only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders. Survivors on rafts do not deserve to be killed without Due Process. Are we no longer a nation of laws?”
They want Americans to starve. They want American children to starve. All to guarantee Americans never get health insurance and they get more of our money we pay from our paychecks. Come on folks. Saddle up and fuck these guys.
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
They want Americans to starve. They want American children to starve. All to guarantee Americans never get health insurance and they get more of our money we pay from our paychecks. Come on folks. Saddle up and fuck these guys.
Entertaining the possibility that the Oregon offensive line got into the Grateful Ducks spirit by taking mushrooms or acid. They are playing like butt fungus.
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Entertaining the possibility that the Oregon offensive line got into the Grateful Ducks spirit by taking mushrooms or acid. They are playing like butt fungus.
What up OG? I'm getting peed on at six so let's move the press conference to 5.
August 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What up OG? I'm getting peed on at six so let's move the press conference to 5.
This is a real American president giving the stink eye to a corrupt war criminal. Notice that O makes his point and isn't asking anything.
August 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is a real American president giving the stink eye to a corrupt war criminal. Notice that O makes his point and isn't asking anything.
from one of my secret porn people who also care in between milf releases
July 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
from one of my secret porn people who also care in between milf releases
these guy sucked a dong
and they liked it
and they liked it
July 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
these guy sucked a dong
and they liked it
and they liked it
On this date in 1970, Brian's mom said she would pick him and his friend Jim up at 3pm at Woodlawn Park, and they absolutely weren't, under any circumstances, to leave or join the Bloods.
Moral: Brian didn't chance the OG life but has seen Gilmore Girls 3,487 times. Who's the genius now bitches?
Moral: Brian didn't chance the OG life but has seen Gilmore Girls 3,487 times. Who's the genius now bitches?
July 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
On this date in 1970, Brian's mom said she would pick him and his friend Jim up at 3pm at Woodlawn Park, and they absolutely weren't, under any circumstances, to leave or join the Bloods.
Moral: Brian didn't chance the OG life but has seen Gilmore Girls 3,487 times. Who's the genius now bitches?
Moral: Brian didn't chance the OG life but has seen Gilmore Girls 3,487 times. Who's the genius now bitches?
Have those hemorrhoids checked by that dude in a van down by the river.
July 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Have those hemorrhoids checked by that dude in a van down by the river.
Well done my lovelies
July 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Well done my lovelies
In 2027 Dems must demand one thing: Forthwith, the GOP who survive the impending bloodbath in the midterms either start telling folks like FOX News listeners the goddam truth, or their states get sold to Tyler Perry.
July 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
In 2027 Dems must demand one thing: Forthwith, the GOP who survive the impending bloodbath in the midterms either start telling folks like FOX News listeners the goddam truth, or their states get sold to Tyler Perry.
The world would be at peace if we were more like Jim.
July 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The world would be at peace if we were more like Jim.
Justice Katanji Brown Jackson earned undergraduate and law degrees from Harvard with high honors. Like Obama, she was editor of the Harvard Law Review. She is not only smart, she cares about basic fairness like any jurist should.
Anyone using "DEI" to slur a black woman of distinction is a racist.
Anyone using "DEI" to slur a black woman of distinction is a racist.
June 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Justice Katanji Brown Jackson earned undergraduate and law degrees from Harvard with high honors. Like Obama, she was editor of the Harvard Law Review. She is not only smart, she cares about basic fairness like any jurist should.
Anyone using "DEI" to slur a black woman of distinction is a racist.
Anyone using "DEI" to slur a black woman of distinction is a racist.
MAGA: "We have to do legal immigration and they need to be kicked out even if they are taxpaying and law-abiding."
Also MAGA: "God's laws are preeminent. We must post the 10 Commandments at public schools."
They only want a strict interpretation of the Constitution to advance their campaign of hate
Also MAGA: "God's laws are preeminent. We must post the 10 Commandments at public schools."
They only want a strict interpretation of the Constitution to advance their campaign of hate
June 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
MAGA: "We have to do legal immigration and they need to be kicked out even if they are taxpaying and law-abiding."
Also MAGA: "God's laws are preeminent. We must post the 10 Commandments at public schools."
They only want a strict interpretation of the Constitution to advance their campaign of hate
Also MAGA: "God's laws are preeminent. We must post the 10 Commandments at public schools."
They only want a strict interpretation of the Constitution to advance their campaign of hate
WH is saying in 2 weeks America will start the great part again.
June 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
WH is saying in 2 weeks America will start the great part again.
Does he think the Ayatollah has people checking out Truth Social on their phones and going up to the generals "Yo sir, this motherfucker seems pretty serious. I mean look, he signed his name to it, spelled it right and everything!"
June 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Does he think the Ayatollah has people checking out Truth Social on their phones and going up to the generals "Yo sir, this motherfucker seems pretty serious. I mean look, he signed his name to it, spelled it right and everything!"
Looking back, before the man forced me to go to Penn (the gateway to the seedy world as corporate litigator), my secret passion was becoming a professional fruit picker.
June 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Looking back, before the man forced me to go to Penn (the gateway to the seedy world as corporate litigator), my secret passion was becoming a professional fruit picker.
and my dog Spot
June 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
and my dog Spot
Yo, this guy just doesn't like too many of them black holidays.
June 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yo, this guy just doesn't like too many of them black holidays.
"What good comes of a man who gains the world but doesn't know the love of a dog?"
~Book of Dog, Scratch 1:37
~Book of Dog, Scratch 1:37
June 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"What good comes of a man who gains the world but doesn't know the love of a dog?"
~Book of Dog, Scratch 1:37
~Book of Dog, Scratch 1:37
Own the libs on my Chinese factory reject phone.
June 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Own the libs on my Chinese factory reject phone.
Tony Gwynn was so good of a hitter he'd probably hit the baby for a stand up home run inside the park and by the time the baby landed, its diaper would already be changed and the formula warmed up. BTW, these MAGAS are getting desperate.
June 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Tony Gwynn was so good of a hitter he'd probably hit the baby for a stand up home run inside the park and by the time the baby landed, its diaper would already be changed and the formula warmed up. BTW, these MAGAS are getting desperate.
Tell Bibi I'm taking a shit.
June 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Tell Bibi I'm taking a shit.
Holy Jesus of God. What the fuck is that smell?
June 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Holy Jesus of God. What the fuck is that smell?