Jill Pill
@jillpill.bsky.social
Gay weirdo . 24 . Portland, OR 📍
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Chappell Roan is Taylor Swift for people who have had sex before
February 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Chappell Roan is Taylor Swift for people who have had sex before
You wouldn’t want to miss anything now 🥰
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January 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You wouldn’t want to miss anything now 🥰
Do you like my skirt? 🥰
January 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Do you like my skirt? 🥰
Realizing that the only people who get a truly enriching experience in college get their rent paid for them each month:
January 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Realizing that the only people who get a truly enriching experience in college get their rent paid for them each month:
Portland is riddled with narcissistic they/thems that actively compete with each other to see who can be the most insufferable. A social game that is won by proclaiming yourself as unique while simultaneously following the actions of everyone else.
December 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Portland is riddled with narcissistic they/thems that actively compete with each other to see who can be the most insufferable. A social game that is won by proclaiming yourself as unique while simultaneously following the actions of everyone else.
Today I asked if I will eventually need my wisdom teeth out and the dentist told me no. He told me it’s because I have an abnormally deep oral cavity (mouth).
I responded: “I know, it’s taken me far in life!”
He thought it was funny, but medical science has proven that I can throw neck fr
I responded: “I know, it’s taken me far in life!”
He thought it was funny, but medical science has proven that I can throw neck fr
December 19, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Today I asked if I will eventually need my wisdom teeth out and the dentist told me no. He told me it’s because I have an abnormally deep oral cavity (mouth).
I responded: “I know, it’s taken me far in life!”
He thought it was funny, but medical science has proven that I can throw neck fr
I responded: “I know, it’s taken me far in life!”
He thought it was funny, but medical science has proven that I can throw neck fr
Did you know that SZA has a gay sister? They call her the SZA sistah
December 12, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Did you know that SZA has a gay sister? They call her the SZA sistah
The gentleman that took care of the United Healthcare CEO?
Hear me out 🫢
Hear me out 🫢
December 8, 2024 at 5:41 PM
The gentleman that took care of the United Healthcare CEO?
Hear me out 🫢
Hear me out 🫢
We should eat just one really rich person on live TV, in front of all the other really rich people, just to really bring the point home.
December 8, 2024 at 4:05 AM
We should eat just one really rich person on live TV, in front of all the other really rich people, just to really bring the point home.
@themonetxchange.bsky.social should play Cynthia Erivo in her biopic
November 23, 2024 at 5:42 PM
@themonetxchange.bsky.social should play Cynthia Erivo in her biopic
AI could never replace me. It’s called artificial intelligence, not artificial dumbass!
November 22, 2024 at 1:59 AM
AI could never replace me. It’s called artificial intelligence, not artificial dumbass!
Sleeping on your back is soooooooooooo good for your body but I hate it 🙂↔️
November 19, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Sleeping on your back is soooooooooooo good for your body but I hate it 🙂↔️
I assume the reason that many male Republican legislators are obsessed with childbirth is because they themselves appear pregnant. Talking about it gives them gender euphoria 🫶🏼
November 18, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I assume the reason that many male Republican legislators are obsessed with childbirth is because they themselves appear pregnant. Talking about it gives them gender euphoria 🫶🏼
Elon Musk is a fat, milky aberration that should be placed in a vat of liquid and studied.
November 18, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Elon Musk is a fat, milky aberration that should be placed in a vat of liquid and studied.
Someone stole packages from my porch today 😭
Enjoy the shitty perfume, you evil bitch
Enjoy the shitty perfume, you evil bitch
November 18, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Someone stole packages from my porch today 😭
Enjoy the shitty perfume, you evil bitch
Enjoy the shitty perfume, you evil bitch
How I feel after blocking someone instead of flaming them on the internet:
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
How I feel after blocking someone instead of flaming them on the internet:
Did you know that Elon Musk’s father, Errol Musk owned an apartheid emerald mine? For those who may not know, this basically means that he was given the rights to the land of indigenous African people because he is white. This is where his fortune comes from, not some brilliant invention. 🤡
November 15, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Did you know that Elon Musk’s father, Errol Musk owned an apartheid emerald mine? For those who may not know, this basically means that he was given the rights to the land of indigenous African people because he is white. This is where his fortune comes from, not some brilliant invention. 🤡
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Time to get back into witchcraft.
a cat wearing a witch hat is riding on a broom
ALT: a cat wearing a witch hat is riding on a broom
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Time to get back into witchcraft.
Just announced: Trump appoints Casey Anthony as head of the Department of Children and Family Welfare
November 15, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Just announced: Trump appoints Casey Anthony as head of the Department of Children and Family Welfare
Love getting on a social platform knowing it’s not owned by that man who looks like a misshapen bottle of ranch dressing.
November 15, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Love getting on a social platform knowing it’s not owned by that man who looks like a misshapen bottle of ranch dressing.