Jill Ivey
@jillianivey.bsky.social
Teller of tales—mine and others'. Eater of foods—cooked and ordered. Yoga instructor. Phillies fan. Former Texan. She/her.
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Because we deserve to have a little fun sometimes, too: Seeking self-employed/flex-employed, Philly-area, TTRPG-playing parents who might be interested in a monthly or twice-monthly D&D game while the kids are at school/daycare.
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Because we deserve to have a little fun sometimes, too: Seeking self-employed/flex-employed, Philly-area, TTRPG-playing parents who might be interested in a monthly or twice-monthly D&D game while the kids are at school/daycare.
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The address to target is:
Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution
500 S. Buena Vista St.
Burbank, CA 91521-3515
Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution
500 S. Buena Vista St.
Burbank, CA 91521-3515
September 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The address to target is:
Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution
500 S. Buena Vista St.
Burbank, CA 91521-3515
Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution
500 S. Buena Vista St.
Burbank, CA 91521-3515
My Instagram algorithm:
Funny parenting observations
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The downfall of civilization
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K-Pop Demon Hunters
Which, honestly, is not that far from my reality.
Funny parenting observations
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The downfall of civilization
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K-Pop Demon Hunters
Which, honestly, is not that far from my reality.
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My Instagram algorithm:
Funny parenting observations
…
The downfall of civilization
…
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Which, honestly, is not that far from my reality.
Funny parenting observations
…
The downfall of civilization
…
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Which, honestly, is not that far from my reality.
This is an amazing story and tribute.
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This is an amazing story and tribute.
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"The monster wears your face"
July 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"The monster wears your face"
Tonight @rosscurrie.bsky.social had the misfortune of discovering that I still know the lyrics to the theme song of the short-lived, early-90s sitcom, “Hi Honey, I’m Home!”
I cannot be trusted to remember to take my medication without multiple reminders on my phone, but my brain held on to this.
I cannot be trusted to remember to take my medication without multiple reminders on my phone, but my brain held on to this.
a black and white photo of the words hi honey i 'm
ALT: a black and white photo of the words hi honey i 'm
media.tenor.com
July 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Tonight @rosscurrie.bsky.social had the misfortune of discovering that I still know the lyrics to the theme song of the short-lived, early-90s sitcom, “Hi Honey, I’m Home!”
I cannot be trusted to remember to take my medication without multiple reminders on my phone, but my brain held on to this.
I cannot be trusted to remember to take my medication without multiple reminders on my phone, but my brain held on to this.
This hour of #tbtxpn @wxpnfm.bsky.social has been good for my soul. I have so much love for my home state and I hate to see what’s been done (and is still being done) there.
July 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This hour of #tbtxpn @wxpnfm.bsky.social has been good for my soul. I have so much love for my home state and I hate to see what’s been done (and is still being done) there.
Further to my rant yesterday, here’s my first personal essay in a long while, about why I’m not going to be shoving America down my kid’s throat—and why that’s actually more patriotic than dressing him up in red, white, and blue for the Fourth. www.broadstreetreview.com/essays/in-to...
In today's America, parenting itself can be an act of patriotism.
As a kid, Jill Ivey loved donning American flag fashion for the Fourth of July. Today, with her own child born between two Trump administrations, she…
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July 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Further to my rant yesterday, here’s my first personal essay in a long while, about why I’m not going to be shoving America down my kid’s throat—and why that’s actually more patriotic than dressing him up in red, white, and blue for the Fourth. www.broadstreetreview.com/essays/in-to...
So, let me get this straight:
Trans people (specifically transwomen) are too strong to compete in women’s sports but not strong enough to serve in the military.
Our armed forces members are the pride of our nation, until they need support after discharge; then they’re freeloaders.
1/4
Trans people (specifically transwomen) are too strong to compete in women’s sports but not strong enough to serve in the military.
Our armed forces members are the pride of our nation, until they need support after discharge; then they’re freeloaders.
1/4
July 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
So, let me get this straight:
Trans people (specifically transwomen) are too strong to compete in women’s sports but not strong enough to serve in the military.
Our armed forces members are the pride of our nation, until they need support after discharge; then they’re freeloaders.
1/4
Trans people (specifically transwomen) are too strong to compete in women’s sports but not strong enough to serve in the military.
Our armed forces members are the pride of our nation, until they need support after discharge; then they’re freeloaders.
1/4
I’ve never been more ashamed of my alma mater. @upenn.edu, miss me with any future fundraising calls.
July 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’ve never been more ashamed of my alma mater. @upenn.edu, miss me with any future fundraising calls.
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> @rollingstone.com going with the #DearLeader subhed:
@rollingstone.com
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@rollingstone.com
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June 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
> @rollingstone.com going with the #DearLeader subhed:
@rollingstone.com
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
@rollingstone.com
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Inject it into my veins.
June 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Inject it into my veins.
Accurate.
This is so real 😂 #eurovision
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May 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Accurate.
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Well fucking fuck this is bad
Of all the "I think it's probably too late now" headlines...
Trump administration 'looking at' suspending habeas corpus, Stephen Miller says
Multiple court cases challenging the Trump administrations effort to deport undocumented immigrants from the U.S. are based on habeas claims.
www.cnbc.com
May 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Well fucking fuck this is bad
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This image of the mayor of a major American city and leading candidate for governor being pushed around by cops withe their faces covered before being tossed in jail is…well. I think this one will make the history books
HAPPENING NOW: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center
May 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This image of the mayor of a major American city and leading candidate for governor being pushed around by cops withe their faces covered before being tossed in jail is…well. I think this one will make the history books
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Every time I see one of those disaffected Gen X "whatever lol" memes, I want to shove this in the person's face.
Economist/YouGov Poll
Net favorability of Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among U.S. adult citizens by age
18-29: +5 | -29
30-44: -6 | -14
45-64: +12 | +1
65+: -4 | -8
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Net favorability of Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among U.S. adult citizens by age
18-29: +5 | -29
30-44: -6 | -14
45-64: +12 | +1
65+: -4 | -8
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April 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Every time I see one of those disaffected Gen X "whatever lol" memes, I want to shove this in the person's face.
“When your kid starts daycare, everyone in your household is going to get sick” does not even REMOTELY cover the apparent plague that has descended upon me. @rosscurrie.bsky.social, meanwhile, is fine, so I think I got the virus for the both of us.
March 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“When your kid starts daycare, everyone in your household is going to get sick” does not even REMOTELY cover the apparent plague that has descended upon me. @rosscurrie.bsky.social, meanwhile, is fine, so I think I got the virus for the both of us.
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Kristan Hawkins "I meant take THOSE women's rights away, not mine!" 🐆🍴
![Removed [sic] this woman from public service," declared influential Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon, part of the "TheoBros" movement that includes the leadership of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's church. Soon other TheoBros jumped in, declaring "We need Christian men leading the fight against abortion," arguing that women's suffrage was a mistake, and accusing Hawkins of emasculating her husband by being "busy jet-setting." Forty-five percent of female voters backed Trump in 2024, despite his overt misogyny. Most, no doubt, believed that complicity would protect them and that the attacks would be centered on other women. But while the GOP certainly wants to strip liberal and feminist women of their rights, male MAGA leaders are showing increasing interest in bringing Republican women to heel, both culturally and through the force of law. After all, they are more likely to live and work with Republican women. If they want to feel the full flowering of male domination, it's Re](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w6h6dprbvdrbaidpnbjhj7yi/bafkreifigpnh7achsxsufv56lcx5xkcanqrjpbbaf4a4dv6gikssasmjli@jpeg)
March 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Kristan Hawkins "I meant take THOSE women's rights away, not mine!" 🐆🍴
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Millionaires stop paying into Social Security today.
That’s because they've now made $176,100, and hit the contributions cap.
Billionaires made that much about an hour into the year.
Elon Musk did in just 15 minutes.
Tax the rich. Scrap the cap.
That’s because they've now made $176,100, and hit the contributions cap.
Billionaires made that much about an hour into the year.
Elon Musk did in just 15 minutes.
Tax the rich. Scrap the cap.
March 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Millionaires stop paying into Social Security today.
That’s because they've now made $176,100, and hit the contributions cap.
Billionaires made that much about an hour into the year.
Elon Musk did in just 15 minutes.
Tax the rich. Scrap the cap.
That’s because they've now made $176,100, and hit the contributions cap.
Billionaires made that much about an hour into the year.
Elon Musk did in just 15 minutes.
Tax the rich. Scrap the cap.
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NEVER.
I don't care how you feel about campus anti-Israel protests, or about antisemitism on campus. Fighting antisemitism cannot mean disappearing foreign citizens in the US on green cards for Wrongthink. It just cannot. Not in my name. Never. www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
ICE arrests Palestinian activist who led Columbia University protests, lawyer says
Mahmoud Khalil, a Palestinian activist who helped lead Columbia University's student encampment protests, has been arrested by ICE, his lawyer says.
www.cbsnews.com
March 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
NEVER.
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"America has no king" seems like a good theme to rally around
Publicly abandoning American and Ukranian democracy on the same day.
February 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"America has no king" seems like a good theme to rally around
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Speaking of Actual Play.... if you're looking for something to fill that Critical Role sized hole in your heart post third campaign finale, allow me to direct you to @jillianivey.bsky.social's OOPS! ALL BARDS for a good time....
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February 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Speaking of Actual Play.... if you're looking for something to fill that Critical Role sized hole in your heart post third campaign finale, allow me to direct you to @jillianivey.bsky.social's OOPS! ALL BARDS for a good time....
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...