Jill Hopkins
@jillhopkins.bsky.social
Writer, Chicagoan, the host you’ve been looking for.
https://linktr.ee/JillHopkins
New Media and Civic Events Producer at Metro
& Gman Tavern.
Vocalo Radio, Pop Quiz Hot Shot, The Moth
SO MANY PODCASTS.
https://linktr.ee/JillHopkins
New Media and Civic Events Producer at Metro
& Gman Tavern.
Vocalo Radio, Pop Quiz Hot Shot, The Moth
SO MANY PODCASTS.
So, you know the song “Sympathy for the Devil”?
That’s just Elon Musk, right?
That’s just Elon Musk, right?
February 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
So, you know the song “Sympathy for the Devil”?
That’s just Elon Musk, right?
That’s just Elon Musk, right?
This is your sign to cast me as Judas, someone out there.
Cynthia Erivo is set to play Jesus Christ in ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ at the Hollywood Bowl this Summer.
February 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is your sign to cast me as Judas, someone out there.
Post haste.
I want all white people including those on the left or that “vote blue” to stop using the word “woke”. Both sides have gentrified and distorted the meaning of that word.
February 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Post haste.
His mama named him The Gulf of Mexico, Imma call him The Gulf of Mexico.
a man with glasses and a gray beard is sitting in a chair in a room .
Alt: a man with glasses and a gray beard is sitting in a chair in a room, Its Arsenii Hall as an old man in Coming to America
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February 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
His mama named him The Gulf of Mexico, Imma call him The Gulf of Mexico.
“It was terrible. I couldn’t understand a word Kendrick was saying.”
said people who watch Peaky Blinders with zero issue.
said people who watch Peaky Blinders with zero issue.
February 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“It was terrible. I couldn’t understand a word Kendrick was saying.”
said people who watch Peaky Blinders with zero issue.
said people who watch Peaky Blinders with zero issue.
Omg his chain.
It’s a lower case A.
It’s A (minor).
It’s a lower case A.
It’s A (minor).
February 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Omg his chain.
It’s a lower case A.
It’s A (minor).
It’s a lower case A.
It’s A (minor).
Get away from Pete Davidson, Kevin Costner!
You’re too old for him!
You’re too old for him!
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Get away from Pete Davidson, Kevin Costner!
You’re too old for him!
You’re too old for him!
The Puppy Bowl sometimes reminds me that I didn’t know my dog when he was a puppy.
It’s probably for the best. If I’d known this guy when he was a baby, I would have given up living outside of the house for the rest of time.
It’s probably for the best. If I’d known this guy when he was a baby, I would have given up living outside of the house for the rest of time.
February 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The Puppy Bowl sometimes reminds me that I didn’t know my dog when he was a puppy.
It’s probably for the best. If I’d known this guy when he was a baby, I would have given up living outside of the house for the rest of time.
It’s probably for the best. If I’d known this guy when he was a baby, I would have given up living outside of the house for the rest of time.
Throwback to this nugget of truth. New Edition for life!
I love you, Ralph Tresvant!
I love you, Ralph Tresvant!
February 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Throwback to this nugget of truth. New Edition for life!
I love you, Ralph Tresvant!
I love you, Ralph Tresvant!
They aren’t doing a damn thing inside of this Raising Caine’s that requires five disco balls.
February 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They aren’t doing a damn thing inside of this Raising Caine’s that requires five disco balls.
Somebody somewhere is as upset about Alicia Keys wearing makeup again as those dudes were when Bob Dylan went electric.
February 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Somebody somewhere is as upset about Alicia Keys wearing makeup again as those dudes were when Bob Dylan went electric.
DAMMIT BEYONCÉ CAN’T NOBODY AFFORD THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW
February 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
DAMMIT BEYONCÉ CAN’T NOBODY AFFORD THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW
Fun that Earth Wind & Fire and the Black Crowes are back to back on this Fire Aid concert.
I saw Verdine White and Chris Robinson on the same day at LAX once. I was so amazingly hungover.
I saw Verdine White and Chris Robinson on the same day at LAX once. I was so amazingly hungover.
January 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Fun that Earth Wind & Fire and the Black Crowes are back to back on this Fire Aid concert.
I saw Verdine White and Chris Robinson on the same day at LAX once. I was so amazingly hungover.
I saw Verdine White and Chris Robinson on the same day at LAX once. I was so amazingly hungover.
Reposted by Jill Hopkins
Border czar Tom Homan is on CNN complaining that Chicago is “very well educated” and people “know their rights” too well for ICE to be able to enforce mass deportations. Good work, neighbors.
January 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Border czar Tom Homan is on CNN complaining that Chicago is “very well educated” and people “know their rights” too well for ICE to be able to enforce mass deportations. Good work, neighbors.
Whoever made the Connections puzzle today, your mother.
January 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Whoever made the Connections puzzle today, your mother.
Okay. Let’s figure out some stuff, I guess.
January 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Okay. Let’s figure out some stuff, I guess.
The end of every Bears game this season has been just so hilarious, one way or the other.
January 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The end of every Bears game this season has been just so hilarious, one way or the other.
This dude on ABC7 just asked if his Co-Host wanted to announce that she was pregnant immediately before pressuring her into doing several shots in a row on live TV.
Happy Gross Year.
Happy Gross Year.
January 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This dude on ABC7 just asked if his Co-Host wanted to announce that she was pregnant immediately before pressuring her into doing several shots in a row on live TV.
Happy Gross Year.
Happy Gross Year.
Back from a Christmas trip to Kansas, where we also celebrated my in-laws’ 50th wedding anniversary.
My heart is full, but my body is tired.
Anyhoo, here is a pic of my dog in a teeny tiny necktie.
My heart is full, but my body is tired.
Anyhoo, here is a pic of my dog in a teeny tiny necktie.
December 30, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Back from a Christmas trip to Kansas, where we also celebrated my in-laws’ 50th wedding anniversary.
My heart is full, but my body is tired.
Anyhoo, here is a pic of my dog in a teeny tiny necktie.
My heart is full, but my body is tired.
Anyhoo, here is a pic of my dog in a teeny tiny necktie.
I had a dream that I was practicing to be a magician and no one would let me do my tricks for them except Shaquille O’Neal.
I pulled a coin from behind his ear, but it turned out it was a 12”pizza tin and Shaq squealed and laughed like Lucille Bluth when she sees Gene Parmesan.
I pulled a coin from behind his ear, but it turned out it was a 12”pizza tin and Shaq squealed and laughed like Lucille Bluth when she sees Gene Parmesan.
December 27, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I had a dream that I was practicing to be a magician and no one would let me do my tricks for them except Shaquille O’Neal.
I pulled a coin from behind his ear, but it turned out it was a 12”pizza tin and Shaq squealed and laughed like Lucille Bluth when she sees Gene Parmesan.
I pulled a coin from behind his ear, but it turned out it was a 12”pizza tin and Shaq squealed and laughed like Lucille Bluth when she sees Gene Parmesan.
I swear to god if Netflix screws up this Beyonce game later, I’m going to lose it.
December 25, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I swear to god if Netflix screws up this Beyonce game later, I’m going to lose it.
Totally thought we had a whole nother week between now and Christmas.
Fuck.
Fuck.
December 15, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Totally thought we had a whole nother week between now and Christmas.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Sorry, Marty Mar.
Sorry, Gina.
Sorry, Pam, Tommy, and Cole.
It's not you. It's me.
Sorry, Gina.
Sorry, Pam, Tommy, and Cole.
It's not you. It's me.
December 11, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Sorry, Marty Mar.
Sorry, Gina.
Sorry, Pam, Tommy, and Cole.
It's not you. It's me.
Sorry, Gina.
Sorry, Pam, Tommy, and Cole.
It's not you. It's me.
Who cares if they're listening to audiobooks to take in information and/or literature!
Have you seen how dumb people are these days? Just be happy folks are trying to take in anything at all! Oh my god why are people being so weird about this?!?
Have you seen how dumb people are these days? Just be happy folks are trying to take in anything at all! Oh my god why are people being so weird about this?!?
December 11, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Who cares if they're listening to audiobooks to take in information and/or literature!
Have you seen how dumb people are these days? Just be happy folks are trying to take in anything at all! Oh my god why are people being so weird about this?!?
Have you seen how dumb people are these days? Just be happy folks are trying to take in anything at all! Oh my god why are people being so weird about this?!?
I would like to go to Nashville on my birthday next year to see Pearl Jam.
This is me attempting to manifest it into the universe. ✨✨✨
This is me attempting to manifest it into the universe. ✨✨✨
December 8, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I would like to go to Nashville on my birthday next year to see Pearl Jam.
This is me attempting to manifest it into the universe. ✨✨✨
This is me attempting to manifest it into the universe. ✨✨✨