For years, I have regularly heard the unmistakable sound of a dot matrix printer somewhere in the office. I assumed it was some antiquated finance process. I mentioned it casually the other day and no one else knew what I was talking about. Clearly, I am being haunted by ghosts of technology past.

Me: Wow, this is a great app. I should really put some content out there (falls silent as the sound of wind wooshing between her ears yields nothing of interest). Well, maybe later.

Hi.