@jigsawlaw.bsky.social
The nap king. The "I'm just resting my eyes champion."
Turn my music high, high, high, high-er
(You don't know what you're doing, doing, doing)
Sure I do!
(You don't know what you're doing, doing, doing)
Sure I do!
January 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Turn my music high, high, high, high-er
(You don't know what you're doing, doing, doing)
Sure I do!
(You don't know what you're doing, doing, doing)
Sure I do!
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That can't be right...
Surely you broke something- how did you manage to empty it? Check again, maybe?
The bag of bags has been passed on from our ancestors. It springs eternal. It is everlasting and neverending.
Our ancestors said there would always be bags...
We. Are. Losing. Recipes.
Surely you broke something- how did you manage to empty it? Check again, maybe?
The bag of bags has been passed on from our ancestors. It springs eternal. It is everlasting and neverending.
Our ancestors said there would always be bags...
We. Are. Losing. Recipes.
I emptied the plastic bag where I keep my plastic bags today. I'm ashamed of the amount of bags I had.
Where has this ritual come from? 🤔
Where has this ritual come from? 🤔
January 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That can't be right...
Surely you broke something- how did you manage to empty it? Check again, maybe?
The bag of bags has been passed on from our ancestors. It springs eternal. It is everlasting and neverending.
Our ancestors said there would always be bags...
We. Are. Losing. Recipes.
Surely you broke something- how did you manage to empty it? Check again, maybe?
The bag of bags has been passed on from our ancestors. It springs eternal. It is everlasting and neverending.
Our ancestors said there would always be bags...
We. Are. Losing. Recipes.
Wife: How much food are you going to eat today?
Me:
Me:
December 25, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Wife: How much food are you going to eat today?
Me:
Me:
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I've now started pouring my Remy into a champagne flute, because I'm fancy. 😌 🥂
Turn that inebriation up, lemme mooooove, accordingly. 😂
Turn that inebriation up, lemme mooooove, accordingly. 😂
December 25, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I've now started pouring my Remy into a champagne flute, because I'm fancy. 😌 🥂
Turn that inebriation up, lemme mooooove, accordingly. 😂
Turn that inebriation up, lemme mooooove, accordingly. 😂
Happy Christmas. Enjoy the season and 🎊🎊
December 25, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Happy Christmas. Enjoy the season and 🎊🎊
When my manifestation to see some 'Camel Toe', is lost in translation.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
December 24, 2024 at 2:52 PM
When my manifestation to see some 'Camel Toe', is lost in translation.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Has one too many drinks:
December 21, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Has one too many drinks:
Christmas shopping complete.
My wallet:
My wallet:
a person is holding an empty wallet with a picture of johnny depp in it .
ALT: a person is holding an empty wallet with a picture of johnny depp in it .
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December 20, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Christmas shopping complete.
My wallet:
My wallet:
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If this made its way to your timeline…. consider it cleansed and blessed 😩🤌🏾
December 19, 2024 at 11:57 PM
If this made its way to your timeline…. consider it cleansed and blessed 😩🤌🏾
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Fried dumplings, moving through my intestines..
December 20, 2024 at 8:42 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
It feels so good to type "Out of Office until January 7th."
Time to get a trim and freshen up.
Time to get a trim and freshen up.
December 20, 2024 at 5:39 PM
It feels so good to type "Out of Office until January 7th."
Time to get a trim and freshen up.
Time to get a trim and freshen up.
Cha Cha Cha ft Hah Hah Hah.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ja'Son Voorheezy - Mixtape Vol.1
1. Machete Madness
2. Crystal Lake ft Lake Lanier
3. Gangster Goalie (This ain't hockey nigga)
4. Nightmare Scenario - ft Freddy
5. They Let Me Drown
6. Chah Chah Chah ft Hah Hah Hah
7. Immortality ft Sequels
8. Body Count
1. Machete Madness
2. Crystal Lake ft Lake Lanier
3. Gangster Goalie (This ain't hockey nigga)
4. Nightmare Scenario - ft Freddy
5. They Let Me Drown
6. Chah Chah Chah ft Hah Hah Hah
7. Immortality ft Sequels
8. Body Count
December 13, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Cha Cha Cha ft Hah Hah Hah.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Nobody:
Typos enjoying themselves, after ruining a skeet:
Typos enjoying themselves, after ruining a skeet:
December 13, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Nobody:
Typos enjoying themselves, after ruining a skeet:
Typos enjoying themselves, after ruining a skeet:
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“Cut me some slack, jack.”
“Can you dig it?”
“Up your nose with a rubber hose”
“Stone cold fox”
I wanna bring some of these back 😂
“Can you dig it?”
“Up your nose with a rubber hose”
“Stone cold fox”
I wanna bring some of these back 😂
a man in a yellow outfit is standing in front of a door
ALT: a man in a yellow outfit is standing in front of a door
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December 12, 2024 at 10:38 PM
“Cut me some slack, jack.”
“Can you dig it?”
“Up your nose with a rubber hose”
“Stone cold fox”
I wanna bring some of these back 😂
“Can you dig it?”
“Up your nose with a rubber hose”
“Stone cold fox”
I wanna bring some of these back 😂
Balenciaga:
"Here is Pegasus, wearing our new Neigh collection"
Price: £12,000.
Bargain.
"Here is Pegasus, wearing our new Neigh collection"
Price: £12,000.
Bargain.
December 13, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Balenciaga:
"Here is Pegasus, wearing our new Neigh collection"
Price: £12,000.
Bargain.
"Here is Pegasus, wearing our new Neigh collection"
Price: £12,000.
Bargain.
Them: Hey are you coming to the work party?
Me: Yeeeeaaaaah. Can't wait I'll see you there.
Also me at 10pm.
Me: Yeeeeaaaaah. Can't wait I'll see you there.
Also me at 10pm.
a cat is laying under a blanket on a bed and says comfy .
ALT: a cat is laying under a blanket on a bed and says comfy .
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December 13, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Them: Hey are you coming to the work party?
Me: Yeeeeaaaaah. Can't wait I'll see you there.
Also me at 10pm.
Me: Yeeeeaaaaah. Can't wait I'll see you there.
Also me at 10pm.
It's work Christmas party season but when you’re 47, a work 'party' sounds exhausting. I’m not preheating my knees for that.
a man with a beard is smiling and making a funny face with his mouth open .
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December 13, 2024 at 8:22 AM
It's work Christmas party season but when you’re 47, a work 'party' sounds exhausting. I’m not preheating my knees for that.
Black women with locs!
a man in a white shirt and bow tie is standing in a boxing ring with his mouth open .
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December 13, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Black women with locs!
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Year 5 🍃✨💕
A Sacred Journey To Grow With Your Hair
#locs #locjourney #loccommunity #addblacksky #blacksky #locsky
A Sacred Journey To Grow With Your Hair
#locs #locjourney #loccommunity #addblacksky #blacksky #locsky
November 22, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Year 5 🍃✨💕
A Sacred Journey To Grow With Your Hair
#locs #locjourney #loccommunity #addblacksky #blacksky #locsky
A Sacred Journey To Grow With Your Hair
#locs #locjourney #loccommunity #addblacksky #blacksky #locsky
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I’m so proud of my 7 years Loc’d ❤️
November 14, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I’m so proud of my 7 years Loc’d ❤️
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Me: *Steps on Lego*
My dramatic body:
My dramatic body:
December 13, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Me: *Steps on Lego*
My dramatic body:
My dramatic body:
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To my Black Kings and Queens: I see you, I celebrate you, and I’m so grateful for the laughter, joy, and light you bring into my life. You’re never alone, and you don’t ever have to be—I’m here, your biggest cheerleader, rooting for you always. Sending love and prayers to you and your loved ones! ❤️👑
December 13, 2024 at 12:07 AM
To my Black Kings and Queens: I see you, I celebrate you, and I’m so grateful for the laughter, joy, and light you bring into my life. You’re never alone, and you don’t ever have to be—I’m here, your biggest cheerleader, rooting for you always. Sending love and prayers to you and your loved ones! ❤️👑
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When you're on holiday, and check your emails out of sheer curiosity.... and see a plethora of work queries
December 13, 2024 at 1:58 AM
When you're on holiday, and check your emails out of sheer curiosity.... and see a plethora of work queries