Jiggly: Trash Enthusiast
@jiggly333.bsky.social
Film school graduate who writes about soccer and talks about anime.
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I've been doing a lot of writing over the past few years, but despite how much I talked about how much I write, I've never actually published anything.
This is because it costs money to host scripts on Blcklst or submit to contests. I don't have that.
What I do have now is this thread of loglines.
This is because it costs money to host scripts on Blcklst or submit to contests. I don't have that.
What I do have now is this thread of loglines.
Why is everyone talking about John Lennon being murdered? What happened on Monday Night Football?
im always thinking about the john lennon murder during monday night football
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Why is everyone talking about John Lennon being murdered? What happened on Monday Night Football?
I got home way too late to order food to bring with me for lunch tomorrow, but shouts to the local Halal dudes. Cause I just ordered a wrap that'll get here literally minutes before I gotta go to sleep.
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I got home way too late to order food to bring with me for lunch tomorrow, but shouts to the local Halal dudes. Cause I just ordered a wrap that'll get here literally minutes before I gotta go to sleep.
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Okay, seriously last thing. We treat athletes in women's sports like they should be above chasing the money like their male counterparts. Players want to make millions. They leave to make millions. Being a woman doesn't change that desire. Pony up. Time's ticking.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Okay, seriously last thing. We treat athletes in women's sports like they should be above chasing the money like their male counterparts. Players want to make millions. They leave to make millions. Being a woman doesn't change that desire. Pony up. Time's ticking.
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nwsl owners do not want to have the best league in the world, they want widespread mediocrity that they can position as 'parity' and 'the most competitive league.' it's literally the nfl model attempted in a sport with a global market that can and will leave the nwsl behind.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
nwsl owners do not want to have the best league in the world, they want widespread mediocrity that they can position as 'parity' and 'the most competitive league.' it's literally the nfl model attempted in a sport with a global market that can and will leave the nwsl behind.
The NWSL is built on the idea of destroying itself. It dreams of being the WPS because that league was able to fold.
How else do you explain this type of shit?
How else do you explain this type of shit?
A league spokesperson sent a statement: “Our goal is to ensure that the very best players in the world, including Trinity, continue to call this league home. We will do everything we can, utilizing every lever available within our rules to keep Trinity Rodman here."
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
NWSL commissioner rejects Spirit’s offer to keep Trinity Rodman in the league
According to sources, the NWSL Players Association has filed a grievance on Rodman’s behalf with the league.
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The NWSL is built on the idea of destroying itself. It dreams of being the WPS because that league was able to fold.
How else do you explain this type of shit?
How else do you explain this type of shit?
I started a new "Funemployed" save of the new FM and, despite only having like, one level above my real life coaching qualifications, I was immediately offered an interview and a job coaching the NC Courage.
And honestly, that checks out.
Time to save Ashley Sanchez's career.
And honestly, that checks out.
Time to save Ashley Sanchez's career.
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I started a new "Funemployed" save of the new FM and, despite only having like, one level above my real life coaching qualifications, I was immediately offered an interview and a job coaching the NC Courage.
And honestly, that checks out.
Time to save Ashley Sanchez's career.
And honestly, that checks out.
Time to save Ashley Sanchez's career.
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Every YouTube comment under a song is either “who’s here in 2025!” Or “this reminds me of the day my house burned down with everyone inside”
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Every YouTube comment under a song is either “who’s here in 2025!” Or “this reminds me of the day my house burned down with everyone inside”
I love this take and I'll stand by it. It makes sense.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie. An outnumbered force with limited resources reclaims a tower that was taken by a foreign invader. That's literally Hanukkah.
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I love this take and I'll stand by it. It makes sense.
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⚽📚 Back of the Net Book Club is back!
Join us Tuesday, Dec 2nd @ 6:30 PM as we dive into Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby - a classic memoir about fandom, football, & the beautiful chaos in between.
📍 Federales Logan Square
📖 Copies available at the CPL circulation desk or email chuck@chicagohouseac.com
Join us Tuesday, Dec 2nd @ 6:30 PM as we dive into Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby - a classic memoir about fandom, football, & the beautiful chaos in between.
📍 Federales Logan Square
📖 Copies available at the CPL circulation desk or email chuck@chicagohouseac.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
⚽📚 Back of the Net Book Club is back!
Join us Tuesday, Dec 2nd @ 6:30 PM as we dive into Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby - a classic memoir about fandom, football, & the beautiful chaos in between.
📍 Federales Logan Square
📖 Copies available at the CPL circulation desk or email chuck@chicagohouseac.com
Join us Tuesday, Dec 2nd @ 6:30 PM as we dive into Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby - a classic memoir about fandom, football, & the beautiful chaos in between.
📍 Federales Logan Square
📖 Copies available at the CPL circulation desk or email chuck@chicagohouseac.com
I just realized that I can sign Cristiane to the Red Stars in the new FM and no one can stop me.
Welcome back to Bridgeview, legend.
Welcome back to Bridgeview, legend.
a girl in a ponytail is smiling in front of a fire .
Alt: a girl in a ponytail is smiling in front of a fire .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I just realized that I can sign Cristiane to the Red Stars in the new FM and no one can stop me.
Welcome back to Bridgeview, legend.
Welcome back to Bridgeview, legend.
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This game came out 22 years ago. We need a remaster.
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This game came out 22 years ago. We need a remaster.
Love this, actually.
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Love this, actually.
New Sad Bois episode!
Took a bit to edit, but it's another example of how we really are barely a soccer podcast anymore, but @adnanbasic.bsky.social really does need to find Logan Pause.
Took a bit to edit, but it's another example of how we really are barely a soccer podcast anymore, but @adnanbasic.bsky.social really does need to find Logan Pause.
Looking for Logan (Pause) by Sad Bois FC
We're a bit late to the playoff party. So what? You only get this kind of distracted analysis from us!Also, Adnan needs to find Logan Pause again.
creators.spotify.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
New Sad Bois episode!
Took a bit to edit, but it's another example of how we really are barely a soccer podcast anymore, but @adnanbasic.bsky.social really does need to find Logan Pause.
Took a bit to edit, but it's another example of how we really are barely a soccer podcast anymore, but @adnanbasic.bsky.social really does need to find Logan Pause.
My pizza place thought they were sending me a nice thank you perk for ordering from them every week on Sunday nights, but they gave me garlic cheese french fries and now I don't know what to do with them.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
My pizza place thought they were sending me a nice thank you perk for ordering from them every week on Sunday nights, but they gave me garlic cheese french fries and now I don't know what to do with them.
Meeting people who care about the things I care about and having an activity to do with those people that furthers that goal?
That sounds a whole lot more fun and effective than a dating app. And it sounds like community.
That sounds a whole lot more fun and effective than a dating app. And it sounds like community.
ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Meeting people who care about the things I care about and having an activity to do with those people that furthers that goal?
That sounds a whole lot more fun and effective than a dating app. And it sounds like community.
That sounds a whole lot more fun and effective than a dating app. And it sounds like community.
How does CNN hire so many dweebs? Like, every single person missing the point of the speech.
Stupid, out of touch, dumbasses.
Stupid, out of touch, dumbasses.
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
How does CNN hire so many dweebs? Like, every single person missing the point of the speech.
Stupid, out of touch, dumbasses.
Stupid, out of touch, dumbasses.
Mamdani is the biggest shining example of what Dems need to do to get that young man vote. Just a normal seeming guy who cares about things.
Honestly, they should've learned it from the Timothee Chalamet moment last year with "Lisan Ball'Gaib", but this is actual political proof to just be humans.
Honestly, they should've learned it from the Timothee Chalamet moment last year with "Lisan Ball'Gaib", but this is actual political proof to just be humans.
Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't.
Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Mamdani is the biggest shining example of what Dems need to do to get that young man vote. Just a normal seeming guy who cares about things.
Honestly, they should've learned it from the Timothee Chalamet moment last year with "Lisan Ball'Gaib", but this is actual political proof to just be humans.
Honestly, they should've learned it from the Timothee Chalamet moment last year with "Lisan Ball'Gaib", but this is actual political proof to just be humans.
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
Everything I've heard about Hachaama recently just makes it sound like she's in a really dark place (and that maybe her family isn't the best place of comfort for her).
I hope she's okay, I hope that Cover doesn't come down on her after that stream, and I hope that her friends can be there for her.
I hope she's okay, I hope that Cover doesn't come down on her after that stream, and I hope that her friends can be there for her.
"Akai, due to her health and after consulting with her family, has decided to go on hiatus."
Hololive VTuber Akai Haato Goes on Hiatus
Due to health, after consulting with her family, Haato will go on hiatus to prioritize her recovery
www.animenewsnetwork.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Everything I've heard about Hachaama recently just makes it sound like she's in a really dark place (and that maybe her family isn't the best place of comfort for her).
I hope she's okay, I hope that Cover doesn't come down on her after that stream, and I hope that her friends can be there for her.
I hope she's okay, I hope that Cover doesn't come down on her after that stream, and I hope that her friends can be there for her.
Such a stupid thing to do with 2 outs, bases loaded. Running through your left fielder to make a catch.
But it worked, we move.
But it worked, we move.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Such a stupid thing to do with 2 outs, bases loaded. Running through your left fielder to make a catch.
But it worked, we move.
But it worked, we move.
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Had a chat(z) with @fcnaples_ head coach & sporting director Matt Poland ahead of the expansion side’s @USLLeagueOne playoff opener this weekend. On his first season in charge of the pro side, his time at Chicago House AC and more @OnTapSportsNet #FCNaples ontapsportsnet.com/chicago/fc-n...
FC Naples' Matt Poland, who made a name for himself in Chicago, reflects on historic inaugural campaign in charge of USL League One side ahead of playoff opener
Explore the playoff opener as FC Naples prepares to face Union Omaha under coach Matt Poland's leadership.
ontapsportsnet.com
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Had a chat(z) with @fcnaples_ head coach & sporting director Matt Poland ahead of the expansion side’s @USLLeagueOne playoff opener this weekend. On his first season in charge of the pro side, his time at Chicago House AC and more @OnTapSportsNet #FCNaples ontapsportsnet.com/chicago/fc-n...
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Why's Timothee Chalamet bringing a horsepick out to Klein?
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Why's Timothee Chalamet bringing a horsepick out to Klein?
Cutting to the third base cam when the play's at first.
Everyone's tired.
Everyone's tired.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Cutting to the third base cam when the play's at first.
Everyone's tired.
Everyone's tired.