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Jifty
@jifty.bsky.social
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Nerd. Anti-fascist. Cat dad. He/Him
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Shrek with the sideways glance.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Thanksgiving lunch has started.
A thanksgiving day meal. Clockwise starting from the top we have mashed potatoes, turkey, green bean casserole, a crescent roll, cranberry sauce, stuffing, and ham in the middle.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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@choochoobear.bsky.social introduced me to this character during Covid.
A comic titled "The 21st Century Outbursts of Everett True" by Randy Milholland showing the character Everett True wearing a face mask while holding another mask in one hand and the other hand is curled into a fist. Everett says, "You can wear a face mask or a body bag. I'm pleased to help you into either!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Happy Halloween!
A jack o'lantern with a classic grinning face.
October 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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LOL, fuck me running.
September 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Why do I have to go to Cracker Barrel and pay $2 for a 12oz bottle of Moxie? Why is this soda limited to Maine?!

Honestly, just happy I have this much access to it. Absolutely my favorite soda.
An almost empty bottle of Moxie. God I love this soda.
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Milhouse Van Houten from the Simpsons looking conspiratorial. The original text "We're through the looking glass here, people" has been modified to say "We're through the portal here, people." It's stupid and shoddily done, but I'm not paid to do this shit.
September 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Screenshot from The Avengers: Endgame with Hawkeye in the rain saying "Don't do that. Don't give me hope."
September 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Watching the Ravens game has me like:

We're back <--> I want to die
A metronome going back and forth so fast it's a blur
September 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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September 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
The cover "The Guns of the South" by Harry Turtledove, depicting Robert E. Lee holding an AK-47.
August 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Ready to watch some Bananaball at Camden Yards tonight.
A selfie of me at Camden Yards wearing a Savannah Bananas shirt.
August 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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They are! I managed to harvest a few of them.

This is the first time I've ever had any success in gardening, having now harvested these tomatoes, as well as a small beet and a bunch of mustard greens.
Six small, but ripe tomatoes.
July 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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On the advice of my mom, I have moved all 6 tomatoes plants from my balcony to my dinner table. Kinda jealous of that beast.
Six tomato plants filled up the top of a table. There are a couple small gourds also sitting on the table.
July 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Aren't they called "brats"?
A photo of a sign at Royal Farms advertising their "World-Famous Chicken Subs". The words say "Sums with Attitude".
July 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Soviet era ass airbrushing.
Screenshot from the movie Death of Stalin where Georgy Malenkov (played by Jeffrey Tambor) is deciding between two paintings of himself which makes him look unnaturally smooth and ridiculous.
July 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Best breakfast sandwiches I've ever made.
A breakfast sandwich wrapped in foil. The breakfast sandwich, now unwrapped. The breakfast sandwich with a bite taken out of it.
July 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I love this for him.
A field of sunflowers.
July 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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A polite way of saying "the traitors marched to preserve slavery and caught a whiff of grapeshot for their troubles."
A plaque in Gettysburg, PA that says: THE ANGLE General Armistead and a few Confederate soldiers charged across this wall, reached the Union cannon behind it and were soon overwhelmed.
July 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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*bangs top of Gettysburg*

This field can hold so many dead traitors.
A picture taken from the "Confederate High Water Mark" in Gettysburg, PA looking over the field Pickett's Charge took place. Fuck the slavers, should've killed more of them.
July 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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It's a hot day out. I already had to help one young man out who was suffering from a heat related injury. Stay cool, stay hydrated. And go O's!
A crowd of people standing in line to enter Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore, MD. They are entering from Gate H on Eutaw Street. A view of the field from the lower level. The grounds crew are readying the field.
July 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I've never gotten this far in the tomato growing process! I'm so excited!
A close up of a tomato plant showing the early stages of fruiting.
July 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Sometimes the stars align
A screenshot of my feed with Todd"s skeet about Bill Clinton next to another skeet depicting Bill Clinton as the Grim Reaper murdering the Hillary 2008, Kamala 2024, and Cuomo campaigns.
June 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Barney from the Simpsons yelling "Just hook it to my veins!"
June 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Barney from the Simpsons yelling "Just hook it to my veins!"
June 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM