Jia Huan
@jia-huan.bsky.social
[Semi-active parody account going off of (finally) more than two spoken lines — probably unaffiliated with Project Moon]
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Happy Anniversary, PMSKY
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Happy Anniversary, PMSKY
Nagel und Nails or whatever we're called
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Nagel und Nails or whatever we're called
Why does she look like me.
September 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Why does she look like me.
My usual device is nowhere to be seen. As of now I am typing this message from Aseah's smart fridge. This is a desperate cry for help.
August 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My usual device is nowhere to be seen. As of now I am typing this message from Aseah's smart fridge. This is a desperate cry for help.
Gubo's dumbass shot me in the arm because he can't hold a gun to save his life so I beat him up so badly that he's actually bearable to look at now. Personally I think Hermann should let me kill him.
July 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Gubo's dumbass shot me in the arm because he can't hold a gun to save his life so I beat him up so badly that he's actually bearable to look at now. Personally I think Hermann should let me kill him.
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born a bum shoot like a bum die a bum
June 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
born a bum shoot like a bum die a bum
The first time it was mildly amusing but now it's getting ridiculous. How does one even suck this much at shooting a gun. That scope isn't doing shit get him new glasses please.
June 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The first time it was mildly amusing but now it's getting ridiculous. How does one even suck this much at shooting a gun. That scope isn't doing shit get him new glasses please.
I need to take a day off someday. All one of my coworkers does is talk about "the Whale" I don't give a fuck about the Whale do your job.
June 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I need to take a day off someday. All one of my coworkers does is talk about "the Whale" I don't give a fuck about the Whale do your job.
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June 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Why is everyone becoming my sister. One was already too many.
June 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why is everyone becoming my sister. One was already too many.
Hermann told me that I should know what to do since it is Pride Month. What does she mean by this? Does she want me to like, collect the gay golden boughs?????
June 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hermann told me that I should know what to do since it is Pride Month. What does she mean by this? Does she want me to like, collect the gay golden boughs?????
//Small notice. Account will continue to be on a semi-hiatus until the end of canto 8. By then I will be reincarnated into a lotus flower.//
May 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
//Small notice. Account will continue to be on a semi-hiatus until the end of canto 8. By then I will be reincarnated into a lotus flower.//
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I woke up to an unpleasant feeling, as if my days are numbered.
May 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I woke up to an unpleasant feeling, as if my days are numbered.
Anyone else hear that ominous bell tolling??????
April 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Anyone else hear that ominous bell tolling??????
Me when... uh... when... when the... yeah.
April 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Me when... uh... when... when the... yeah.
Do you mean to say I remind you of a spider? I don't have a negative opinion of them, so I do not mind... But I am rather curious about this perception.
April 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Do you mean to say I remind you of a spider? I don't have a negative opinion of them, so I do not mind... But I am rather curious about this perception.
Hi Carmen.
Hi Carmen
Hi Carmen
April 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Hi Carmen.
After pressing the button, a big anvil dropped on me, and I blacked out... Surely nothing of note happened while I was out.
April 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
After pressing the button, a big anvil dropped on me, and I blacked out... Surely nothing of note happened while I was out.