Joe
@jhirst5.bsky.social
LUFC, Leeds RL & Rangers. So misery, in short.
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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It’s the hope that kills you. #LUFC
a close up of a man with a beard wearing a black jacket and a blue shirt .
ALT: a close up of a man with a beard wearing a black jacket and a blue shirt .
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November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It’s the hope that kills you. #LUFC
Think the mood today was summed up with the attendance announcement and "thank you for your magnificent support" being responded to by one lone shout of "fuck off"
#lufc
#lufc
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Think the mood today was summed up with the attendance announcement and "thank you for your magnificent support" being responded to by one lone shout of "fuck off"
#lufc
#lufc
Me 6 weeks ago watching Strictly for the first ever time because my son liked Nitro from Gladiators being on it: "I can't believe I'm watching this"
Me now, with 6 weeks of dance knowledge: "THAT'S NEVER A TEN!"
Me now, with 6 weeks of dance knowledge: "THAT'S NEVER A TEN!"
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Me 6 weeks ago watching Strictly for the first ever time because my son liked Nitro from Gladiators being on it: "I can't believe I'm watching this"
Me now, with 6 weeks of dance knowledge: "THAT'S NEVER A TEN!"
Me now, with 6 weeks of dance knowledge: "THAT'S NEVER A TEN!"
Probably not the audience for Strictly or people liking Karen Carney on here but fuck me she's good at dancing. Seems like a very genuinely lovely person as well
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Probably not the audience for Strictly or people liking Karen Carney on here but fuck me she's good at dancing. Seems like a very genuinely lovely person as well
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Having done 2 Ashes tours, it's amazing how quickly you can go from "glad I've not spent 5 grand going to this" to "I'd give my mortgage to be there tonight" 😅
#Ashes
#Ashes
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Having done 2 Ashes tours, it's amazing how quickly you can go from "glad I've not spent 5 grand going to this" to "I'd give my mortgage to be there tonight" 😅
#Ashes
#Ashes
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Can picture the face of this person's partner as they hear this recounted at a party *again*
It's ridiculous that most hotel buffets don't have a selection of blue cheeses. Blue cheese is breakfast cheese because it wakes up your mouth. Mature cheddar is a lunch cheese, while mozzarella and other flavourless cheeses are for dinner as they calm you down.
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Can picture the face of this person's partner as they hear this recounted at a party *again*
Never want to lose to Australia at anything but Wane losing his rag at George Williams being shit does have a certain poetic justice to it
#Ashes
#Ashes
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Never want to lose to Australia at anything but Wane losing his rag at George Williams being shit does have a certain poetic justice to it
#Ashes
#Ashes
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
There's a fella in the pub defending apartheid. It's twenty past one on a Thursday
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There's a fella in the pub defending apartheid. It's twenty past one on a Thursday
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Tell me you're buying cricket tickets without telling me you're buying cricket tickets
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Tell me you're buying cricket tickets without telling me you're buying cricket tickets
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This is a lie.
There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.
But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.
But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
October 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
This is a lie.
There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.
But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.
But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
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How did the golf finish, mate?
September 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
How did the golf finish, mate?