John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄
@jhaedin.bsky.social
Deleting skeets and banning skeeters for no fucking reason.
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Stop paying for the New York Times
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Stop paying for the New York Times
It's okay, the shareholders will pick up the slack.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's okay, the shareholders will pick up the slack.
Hold up, rolled my eyes so hard they're under the couch now
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Hold up, rolled my eyes so hard they're under the couch now
This should have been a trial and conviction
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This should have been a trial and conviction
The Onion doesn't report the news, it manifests it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The Onion doesn't report the news, it manifests it.
They should just keep cutting operating costs until they go negative, then they'll really be making money.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
They should just keep cutting operating costs until they go negative, then they'll really be making money.
Just because some are kidney shaped does not mean they do a kidney's job
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Just because some are kidney shaped does not mean they do a kidney's job
What a lovely wedding gift, hope she chokes on it once she's paid every last penny.
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
What a lovely wedding gift, hope she chokes on it once she's paid every last penny.
Hitting the top of the Goodreads leaderboard
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hitting the top of the Goodreads leaderboard
I will never understand how he has time to post 100+ times a day considering he's so busy sucking his own dick.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I will never understand how he has time to post 100+ times a day considering he's so busy sucking his own dick.
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and the ones who didn't personally do that are protecting the ones who did, because anyine with clearance could just send it to the newspaper
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
and the ones who didn't personally do that are protecting the ones who did, because anyine with clearance could just send it to the newspaper
These spiders have probably developed insect husbandry
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
These spiders have probably developed insect husbandry
And with all his exposed fleshy bits too
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
And with all his exposed fleshy bits too
The two sexes: ranged AND melee
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The two sexes: ranged AND melee
I just hope he pays them well and doesn't harass any of them.
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I just hope he pays them well and doesn't harass any of them.
Hard Fork host desperately awaiting the fleshlight mod kit for NEO
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hard Fork host desperately awaiting the fleshlight mod kit for NEO