December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sucks to be awake before 1pm oh my god I need another week off work
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sucks to be awake before 1pm oh my god I need another week off work
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Getting called daddy in my insta dm’s
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Getting called daddy in my insta dm’s
The energy I’m trying to give from now on with the people closest to me bc the world is increasingly a dark and terrible place
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The energy I’m trying to give from now on with the people closest to me bc the world is increasingly a dark and terrible place
Back to back Teams meetings all day today God help me
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Back to back Teams meetings all day today God help me
Dress as Aunt Gladys for Halloween or stay home for some goddamn peace and quiet?
October 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Dress as Aunt Gladys for Halloween or stay home for some goddamn peace and quiet?
Completed grad school letters of recommendation for two people today, and I find myself wondering — am I …an adult?
September 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Completed grad school letters of recommendation for two people today, and I find myself wondering — am I …an adult?
Is the rapture still happening or did I foolishly get my hopes up again like I did with the Mayan calendar thing for 12/21/2012?
September 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Is the rapture still happening or did I foolishly get my hopes up again like I did with the Mayan calendar thing for 12/21/2012?
Hi, can we postpone the rapture until next week? I booked PTO this week for a vacay to CDMX - thanks.
September 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Hi, can we postpone the rapture until next week? I booked PTO this week for a vacay to CDMX - thanks.
I think I know the answer (courtesy of Scotland)
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I think I know the answer (courtesy of Scotland)
Currently at a hetero catholic cousin’s wedding (sitting in the back)
September 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Currently at a hetero catholic cousin’s wedding (sitting in the back)
General consensus from any Chicagoans I know
September 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
General consensus from any Chicagoans I know
Just learned that he’s apparently not dead yet
August 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just learned that he’s apparently not dead yet
Seeing so many people wondering if he’s dead yet
August 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Seeing so many people wondering if he’s dead yet
I’m now out of credit card debt, and my vehicle is paid for in full. Just 5 more years until student loan debt forgiveness eligibility (fingers crossed), and 29 more years until our mortgage is paid in full.
Just in time to retire and d i e
Just in time to retire and d i e
August 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I’m now out of credit card debt, and my vehicle is paid for in full. Just 5 more years until student loan debt forgiveness eligibility (fingers crossed), and 29 more years until our mortgage is paid in full.
Just in time to retire and d i e
Just in time to retire and d i e
(im)patiently awaiting the release of more episodes of Alien: Earth
August 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
(im)patiently awaiting the release of more episodes of Alien: Earth
3-day weekend starting now (threatening)
August 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
3-day weekend starting now (threatening)
How your email finds me
June 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
How your email finds me
When social media learned that Kristi Noem was hospitalized
June 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
When social media learned that Kristi Noem was hospitalized
Idk what was in those 12 Red Bull vodkas but I just simply cannot get to sleep!
April 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Idk what was in those 12 Red Bull vodkas but I just simply cannot get to sleep!
Going to PV next week with a bunch of super fit f words. Hope I still fit in my swimwear.
March 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Going to PV next week with a bunch of super fit f words. Hope I still fit in my swimwear.
Stuck in meetings all morning when I knew I should’ve taken off today
March 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Stuck in meetings all morning when I knew I should’ve taken off today