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I really like Goblin’s Feast
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today i am challenging democratic politicians, for the rest of the week, to pick one (1) horrifying thing republicans are doing and pretend its as bad as jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

id suggest tom homan taking bribes, but theres a few things to pick from if they want
September 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Can’t explain this one but I think Gavin Newsom is gonna be to the Democrats what Terry Collins was for the #Mets
a man in a buffalo bills jersey talks to another man
ALT: a man in a buffalo bills jersey talks to another man
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I'm going to publish the entirety of an exchange I just had with the press office of the DOJ. I want you to see how they are talking about truth.
August 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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A government-sanctioned "truth arbiter" will soon arrive at CBS. Their role will be to ensure that journalists do not criticize this Administration or express views that conflict with its agenda.

This is a betrayal—not just of journalistic independence, but of the public trust. 🧵
August 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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A State Department employee shared with PBS News an image from inside the department. The image includes a piece of paper taped to a mirror with the words, "Colleagues, if you remain: RESIST FASCISM. Remember the oath you vowed to uphold."
July 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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on most july 4ths i'm more of a "we know america is evil just eat the fucking hot dog" kind if person but idk if i got it in me this year
July 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“Sisters not twins” but it’s the 19th century mutton chops I refuse to shave off as the weather gets warmer
May 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I bet his Star Wars opinions could strip the paint off a battleship.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s top adviser, Dan Caldwell, was escorted out of the Pentagon after being identified in a leaks probe.
April 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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don't mind me, i'll just be sobbing at the muppet movie script
February 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Please play disco elysium. Like not to be dramatic but it's a really important piece of art and I'm sure some part of you will change after playing through it. I don't know what the truly moral means of consuming it is and I'm kind of at the point that I don't care just play it if you haven't.
January 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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The Cybertruck explosion outside a Trump hotel in Las Vegas was caused deliberately by incendiary devices. But what does it say about Tesla that’s so many people initially believed it was just because Cybertrucks are poorly built in designed?
January 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Juan Soto can still be a Yankee if Mike Pence has the courage
December 9, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Tell that to the Boston fans who have seen Juan Soto signed to their team 5 times since Thanksgiving
December 1, 2024 at 11:52 PM
LFGGGG
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December 1, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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Godzilla and King Kong are such great ambassadors for their respective cultures, one is like “what if our atomic hubris called forth an agent of our destruction from the very seas that birthed us” and one is like “what if monsters wanted our white women”
November 28, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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are there any leftist WWE wrestlers who might wanna run for office
November 21, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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"For many years we thought what they wanted was clean drinking water, safe and tested vaccines to drive down deaths from childhood diseases, and food that is produced in sanitary conditions so the people who eat it don’t get sick. But we were wrong, and the change starts now."
November 15, 2024 at 3:26 PM