“Your husband was making out with my friend while farting the entire time!” We’re not even halfway into the season and they just teased fart fight storyline #2 on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Just send these women the Emmy now. No one can top this.

This is why I am ride or die for my Senator @markey.senate.gov!!! My congressman throws trans kids under the bus, Markey stands proudly in their flag. Seth doesn’t stand a chance, we love you Ed 🩷

If you don’t like antifa, you have a constitutional right to go ahead and burn our flag. It looks like this: 🇺🇸

Blueberry, living the dream.

Went to Portsmouth NH tonight with some friends and our middle schoolers to see theater in the park. Perfect night next to the ocean and under a bright orange full moon. I love so much that this kind of thing exists.

The tweens in my life think red 40 dye will be banned and preserved a bunch of nerds gummies in resin. I assume the plan is to one day sell it for top dollar to a wealthy candy historian

Our donut has a shark in it

Over 300 people at #NoKings in North Andover, MA. Protested at this rotary many times, usually I park right here. Today I had to park 1/2 mile away. Just about cried seeing this turnout. 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @indivisible.org

From the U.S. Holocaust Museum website, the definition of concentration camp:

LOL fuck off Bezos

I’m mad as hell. And I’m bringing cookies. #HandsOff

Michelle Wu was great yesterday

Criminalization is one of the 4 left. So is making it legal to fire people for being trans. Demand scrutiny of Gabbard’s 100 firings for “pornography.” This is what they’re teeing up.

Hear terrifying unknown threats in the distance; continue to make biscuits. (Workers are fixing our deck and Kibitz is teaching me how to survive the next 4yr.)