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The NYT definitely made a choice not to add “without evidence” to this headline.
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The NYT definitely made a choice not to add “without evidence” to this headline.
Remember these cowardly servile institutions
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Remember these cowardly servile institutions
All I'm saying is we should offer Trump's cabinet a free cruise and idk see what happens
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
All I'm saying is we should offer Trump's cabinet a free cruise and idk see what happens
The only news that's fit to print
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November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The only news that's fit to print
It turns out being the party of pedophile-Hitlers is not as popular as they thought
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It turns out being the party of pedophile-Hitlers is not as popular as they thought
Golf course glyphosate, take my energy!
"Donald Trump was so inconsolable about National Guard troops being in critical condition, solely because he had callously used them as props, he went golfing. Again."
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Golf course glyphosate, take my energy!
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This is a GOOD sign for a democracy.
Notably absent in the US & Russia.
Notably absent in the US & Russia.
Zelenskyy chief of staff resigns after property raid by Ukraine’s anti-corruption agencies – Europe live www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Zelenskyy chief of staff resigns after property raid by Ukraine’s anti-corruption agencies – Europe live
‘I want there to be no rumours and speculation,’ Zelenskyy says as Yermak resigns
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is a GOOD sign for a democracy.
Notably absent in the US & Russia.
Notably absent in the US & Russia.
We should abolish prison for everyone except liars
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We should abolish prison for everyone except liars
Muntadhar al-Zaidi is unironically braver than the troops
Maybe American journalists should reflect on the courage of Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi.
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Muntadhar al-Zaidi is unironically braver than the troops
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In a now deleted blog post Matt Walsh admitted that he knew Donald Trump was a pedophile who was sexually attracted to his own children
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
In a now deleted blog post Matt Walsh admitted that he knew Donald Trump was a pedophile who was sexually attracted to his own children
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"Ah, nothing. I'm just a gutter racist, see."
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Ah, nothing. I'm just a gutter racist, see."
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In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
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It is IMO not possible to operate any kind of meaningful democracy when your national press is a joke and a travesty, but your mileage on that may vary. I think it’s incontestable that it is impossible to govern well and effectively, while being in hock to these pantomime clowns.
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
It is IMO not possible to operate any kind of meaningful democracy when your national press is a joke and a travesty, but your mileage on that may vary. I think it’s incontestable that it is impossible to govern well and effectively, while being in hock to these pantomime clowns.
JD Vance, one of the best comedians working today, gifts the troops with his Thanksgiving set
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
JD Vance, one of the best comedians working today, gifts the troops with his Thanksgiving set
I can guess why he's smirking
Pete Hegseth says Trump has asked him to add 500 more National Guard troops to Washington D.C.
It's unclear why he seems to be smirking throughout much of this.
x.com/dowresponse/...
It's unclear why he seems to be smirking throughout much of this.
x.com/dowresponse/...
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I can guess why he's smirking
Trump got what he wanted, mission accomplished
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Trump got what he wanted, mission accomplished
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
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Never assume fascists are completely unaware of the absurdity of their remarks. It's all a giant fuck you.
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Never assume fascists are completely unaware of the absurdity of their remarks. It's all a giant fuck you.
The true spirit of the internet still lives on and will never be snuffed out by the dark forces of monopoly IP lawyers
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The true spirit of the internet still lives on and will never be snuffed out by the dark forces of monopoly IP lawyers
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New Madam Tussaud death mask just dropped!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
New Madam Tussaud death mask just dropped!!
I rob a jewelry store and take hostages, only killing a few to show the cops I'm serious, and then the cops let me keep all the jewelry and go free as long as I don't kill any more hostages or take any more jewelry.
REPORTER: What kind of concessions are the Russians going to have to make?
TRUMP: The big concession is they stop fighting and they don't take any more land
TRUMP: The big concession is they stop fighting and they don't take any more land
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I rob a jewelry store and take hostages, only killing a few to show the cops I'm serious, and then the cops let me keep all the jewelry and go free as long as I don't kill any more hostages or take any more jewelry.