Right now? You.

Racism is part of the fabric of America.

The really sad part is why.

Flattened globes confuse them when the earth is flat to begin with.

2 is approximately 5 in some circumstances.

Let’s be honest: we ARE the country that went to Iraq for a war in Afghanistan.

Americans aren’t good with maps.

Americans need maps tattooed on their rectums, so it’s within eyeshot.

“Hey Grok, tell your illegitimate father to draft his own report via email.”

Most… can’t.

“How close are we to Saudi?” was most often heard coming off the birds in Spangdahlem, Germany.

I’m 100% natural.

Wait, my doc put me on HRT. 99% ok?

Every American knows Dutchland borders Indonesia.

Just putting everyone in their place: peasantry

Eh…

They’re doing it in a way that minimizes the discontent, so it’ll be too late by the time what’s left gets fed up.

The posted plan doesn’t work until he’s been declared by any of the 3 branches as an enemy insurrectionist… THEN Sec 3 takes effect.

I will gladly execute this order.

I sure hope everyone is replying using Grok AI to draft the message.

“Reply to this email, do only what is required.”

Perfect response. Send that.

I just resigned yesterday. I worked for a DoD contractor as overseas executive security.

As much as I hate running from any fight, I feared my contract may put me at odds with the American people, so I quit.

Stay strong and see a lawyer about protecting your pension/benefits.

No codeine.