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Jet City Ninja
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Atheistic Logician with a humanitarian edge, thinking out loud with sarcasm. I’m a straight man with no banana. (Metaphorically)

Veteran, USAF 95-03.

Signal: @oakie.99
New hat!

Needed a new hat for work. Actually, I needed a whole, new OCP uniform to give my resignation over Zoom.

I tried to do it in the most symbolically disrespectful way possible.

I am no longer with US State Dept, as of 1300PST/1700Z, 21 FEB 2025.
February 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Just ordered these name tapes.

#ALTUSAF #AltUSAirForce
February 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Holy crap. It’s only taken 17 YEARS to undo this, since .mac users got locked into MobileMe, in 2008, without first being assigned a new address and stuck with 2, separate purchasing and user accounts in iCloud for 12 years.

I’d say, “it’s about time,” but that was back in 2012.
February 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
If @triplehofficial.bsky.social is actually Hunter Hearst Helmsley, aka the blue blooded Jean-Paul Levesque, aka Terra Ryzin’, aka Paul Levesque…

Then my day is good.

Also, “Bash at La Bastille” is my final answer.

I’d love a photography/media/marketing job. #WWERAW #SmackDown #WWE #RawOnNetflix
February 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If you’re a veteran who misses #MRE “#squeezecheese,” #Amazon has them on accidental sale.

I paid for 5 boxes, each with 3 pouches, at $3.xx per box.

Instead, I received a case of 8 boxes (24 pouches), plus 4 more boxes for a total of 36 pouches. #Win?

I’m ready to rumble, bitches. #AmazonPrime
February 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Welp, I’ve woken up to this for 2 mornings in a row, now.

That’s enough. #Seattle #Winter #FirstSnow
February 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The guy who paints the ladders should start looking for a new job… one that doesn’t rely on precision or attention to detail.

If you didn’t know, steel ladders don’t snap. They’re fiberglass with aluminum rungs.

#RoyalRumble #WWE #LadderMatch #GrudgeMatch #CodyRhodes #KevinOwens #ProWrestling
February 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“Putinistan”
January 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I bet this was his “arsenal” because rich people are cowards, by nature.

It’s how they’ve survived after conning people for so long.
January 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I assumed it’d look more like a Jackson Pollock, with all of the new #skeeting going on.
January 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Clearly, T-Mobile, Elon Musk and AfD all think this is a documentary film.

#AfD #Elon #SpaceX #Tmobile
January 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Ok #Apple, since when did “new buyers” secretly and silently become “new subscribers only”?

I bought an M4Max MBP 2mos ago, and M4 iPad Pro13 2 weeks ago, only to get cheated out of most all.

All I got was 3mos TV+ and 1mo News+, both from MBP purchase. WTF? #iPad #MBP
January 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
January 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
January 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I think I have something along that line.
January 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Kathy Griffin had it right the first time. She said it first and said it best, NGL.
January 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
January 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Gulf of “America”

Sure. I’ll add that to the list with “freedom toast,” “freedom fries,” and other ideas from a sideshow who calls himself a wealthy genius.
January 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Gulf of “America”
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“It’s just tough talk and threats. Trump wouldn’t try to hurt the country; he loves America.”

Strange way of showing it: letting 1500+ convicted terrorists onto the streets, raised Rx drug prices instantly, made all bathrooms female only, and putting even YOUR citizenship into question.

Good job.
January 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM