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Jess Melo
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QGTM and Muppets enthusiast ✨
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Juan Soto may not have signed with the Red Sox, but Sox or Mets - we can all rest easy and united knowing that the Yankees fuckin' suck!
December 9, 2024 at 4:16 AM
JUAN MF SOTO BABY
a close up of a cat cleaning itself with its paws .
ALT: a close up of a cat cleaning itself with its paws .
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December 9, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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Did anyone else first see this on Clarissa Explains It All and pined over it the rest of their childhood
RadioShack Crystal Phone (1990s)📞✨
December 2, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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what do you mean i have to go back to work
December 2, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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this is incredibly stupid
December 1, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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My go-to signature dish.
- breaded chicken piccata
- crinkle-cut pomme frites
- tomato reduction
- fresh fruit on the vine
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
Being short & sweet :)
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Let’s do this again!
a child on a slide with the words " i 'm back " on the bottom
ALT: a child on a slide with the words " i 'm back " on the bottom
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November 16, 2024 at 8:32 PM