Jessi Rihanna
@jessirihanna.bsky.social
on a typical Friday night i am experiencing surgery
At the cafe working and working
Opening up a new google doc--utter exhilliteration.
Writing out a poem.
No wait, this is an article.
No no--it's a peer reviewed scientific genius essay.
No, *sips coffee* this is my restaurant menu.
I love being a righter <3
Opening up a new google doc--utter exhilliteration.
Writing out a poem.
No wait, this is an article.
No no--it's a peer reviewed scientific genius essay.
No, *sips coffee* this is my restaurant menu.
I love being a righter <3
February 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
At the cafe working and working
Opening up a new google doc--utter exhilliteration.
Writing out a poem.
No wait, this is an article.
No no--it's a peer reviewed scientific genius essay.
No, *sips coffee* this is my restaurant menu.
I love being a righter <3
Opening up a new google doc--utter exhilliteration.
Writing out a poem.
No wait, this is an article.
No no--it's a peer reviewed scientific genius essay.
No, *sips coffee* this is my restaurant menu.
I love being a righter <3
They are adding a new BMI category even further below the “underweight” criteria, and it’s inspired by Pikmin 4
February 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
They are adding a new BMI category even further below the “underweight” criteria, and it’s inspired by Pikmin 4
Chica! keep me posted if you have any jobs!
-me DMing Jennifer Aniston
-me DMing Jennifer Aniston
January 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Chica! keep me posted if you have any jobs!
-me DMing Jennifer Aniston
-me DMing Jennifer Aniston
Let’s do a breathing exercise. Hold your breath for 10 minutes.
Now.
While you do that I am gonna relax you with a story of an Okcupid date I went on the night Trump got elected.
Now.
While you do that I am gonna relax you with a story of an Okcupid date I went on the night Trump got elected.
January 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Let’s do a breathing exercise. Hold your breath for 10 minutes.
Now.
While you do that I am gonna relax you with a story of an Okcupid date I went on the night Trump got elected.
Now.
While you do that I am gonna relax you with a story of an Okcupid date I went on the night Trump got elected.
let me know if you guys think I should use my psychic pussy to disable every weapon on earth tonight
January 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
let me know if you guys think I should use my psychic pussy to disable every weapon on earth tonight
I really wanna say hi to Hillary
Fix shit.
Have a hard talk.
And yeah, have a bit of sex.
New goals. New life.
3 months pregnant before we know it.
Yeah. Let’s boost this
Fix shit.
Have a hard talk.
And yeah, have a bit of sex.
New goals. New life.
3 months pregnant before we know it.
Yeah. Let’s boost this
January 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I really wanna say hi to Hillary
Fix shit.
Have a hard talk.
And yeah, have a bit of sex.
New goals. New life.
3 months pregnant before we know it.
Yeah. Let’s boost this
Fix shit.
Have a hard talk.
And yeah, have a bit of sex.
New goals. New life.
3 months pregnant before we know it.
Yeah. Let’s boost this
I need 30 to 40 minutes of getting fired from a new job every day in order to stay true to who I’m
January 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I need 30 to 40 minutes of getting fired from a new job every day in order to stay true to who I’m
I’m doing a sale of psychic blessings later ❤️ the proceeds will go toward funds ❤️ let’s boost this!
January 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I’m doing a sale of psychic blessings later ❤️ the proceeds will go toward funds ❤️ let’s boost this!
Imagine coming home after a long workday to relax over a few 4-minute gore videos—then your internet goes out.
Hi, I’m Jessi, an alternative lawyer using aromatherapy to achieve the same results as traditional litigation.
Join my class action lawsuit? <3
Hi, I’m Jessi, an alternative lawyer using aromatherapy to achieve the same results as traditional litigation.
Join my class action lawsuit? <3
January 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Imagine coming home after a long workday to relax over a few 4-minute gore videos—then your internet goes out.
Hi, I’m Jessi, an alternative lawyer using aromatherapy to achieve the same results as traditional litigation.
Join my class action lawsuit? <3
Hi, I’m Jessi, an alternative lawyer using aromatherapy to achieve the same results as traditional litigation.
Join my class action lawsuit? <3
Body positivity win!
I just did a self exam using two popsicle sticks.
I diagnosed myself with BO and anxiety.
To celebrate my discovery I did 44 hours of addictive mobile gaming ❤️
Self celebration rules.
I just did a self exam using two popsicle sticks.
I diagnosed myself with BO and anxiety.
To celebrate my discovery I did 44 hours of addictive mobile gaming ❤️
Self celebration rules.
November 20, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Body positivity win!
I just did a self exam using two popsicle sticks.
I diagnosed myself with BO and anxiety.
To celebrate my discovery I did 44 hours of addictive mobile gaming ❤️
Self celebration rules.
I just did a self exam using two popsicle sticks.
I diagnosed myself with BO and anxiety.
To celebrate my discovery I did 44 hours of addictive mobile gaming ❤️
Self celebration rules.
It’s fine
November 19, 2024 at 5:54 PM
It’s fine
Starbucks pumpkin bread 😻
Nutrient dense. In ancient Italy this is exactly the kind of thing warriors would take with them onto the battlefield in their bento boxes…
Nutrient dense. In ancient Italy this is exactly the kind of thing warriors would take with them onto the battlefield in their bento boxes…
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Starbucks pumpkin bread 😻
Nutrient dense. In ancient Italy this is exactly the kind of thing warriors would take with them onto the battlefield in their bento boxes…
Nutrient dense. In ancient Italy this is exactly the kind of thing warriors would take with them onto the battlefield in their bento boxes…
The next few days to the next few years are gonna be suuuper hard. Use your coping mechanisms. Your addies molly weed and fast food and anonymous sex. Use family and alcohol
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
The next few days to the next few years are gonna be suuuper hard. Use your coping mechanisms. Your addies molly weed and fast food and anonymous sex. Use family and alcohol
The James Webb space telescope just took a look at my breasts…
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
The James Webb space telescope just took a look at my breasts…
This is how it feels to have your nipples out at a grocery stor r
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
This is how it feels to have your nipples out at a grocery stor r
Hi 😘 Call me Tiffany Repercussions 💋💕 My life's all about showing, not telling. I created that mantra after I tried to impress my crush by doing a backflip on the edge of a pool 🤸♀️💦 Needless to say, I slipped, fell in, and immediately died💧😂 that really impacted my studies!
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Hi 😘 Call me Tiffany Repercussions 💋💕 My life's all about showing, not telling. I created that mantra after I tried to impress my crush by doing a backflip on the edge of a pool 🤸♀️💦 Needless to say, I slipped, fell in, and immediately died💧😂 that really impacted my studies!
HOW DO I MAKE $30k FAST
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
HOW DO I MAKE $30k FAST
Same
My personal experience since Election Day:
Threads: +200 followers
Bluesky: +80,000 followers
Threads: +200 followers
Bluesky: +80,000 followers
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Same
The Dalai Lama, with his classic knit sweater, holding a cappuccino 😍
Was anyone else inspired by this?
Was anyone else inspired by this?
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
The Dalai Lama, with his classic knit sweater, holding a cappuccino 😍
Was anyone else inspired by this?
Was anyone else inspired by this?
Pussy shaved for Santa 😍
Cookies and milk 😩
I just also got arrested for being too close to my ex!
Cookies and milk 😩
I just also got arrested for being too close to my ex!
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Pussy shaved for Santa 😍
Cookies and milk 😩
I just also got arrested for being too close to my ex!
Cookies and milk 😩
I just also got arrested for being too close to my ex!
new websites make me want to express myself 😜
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
new websites make me want to express myself 😜