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JessiEevee
@jessieevee.bsky.social
She/Her. 🤍
Dog mom x3 / wifey
Twitch affiliate / variety streamer

twitch.tv/jessieevee
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Hey bluesky!! 👋🏻

wanted to introduce myself here:

♥︎ the name’s Jessi !
♥︎ I’m a variety streamer and twitch affiliate 💜
♥︎ dog mom x3 and soon to be wifey 💍
♥︎ lover of Pokémon and player of
Many video games
♥︎ certified yap machine

I’d love to see ya around 🩵
“if your friends randomly start running when they never ran before, check on them they’re probably mentally unwell”

Anyways babies first run today in probably 10 years went well 🏃🏼‍♀️
May 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As a kid my mom always told me the importance of dental care bc she did not take care of her teeth so she wanted me to care for mine. I made a dentist apt today for the first time in 10 years.

You know when my 6 month follow up is? Her birthday.

Okay mom damn I’ll keep going 🙂‍↕️
April 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Grief is weird bc the only reason I was able to quit smoking cold turkey is bc every time I smell a freshly lit cig I think of mom
April 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
One thing about me is I WILL be sliding up on your story and complimenting your outfit or whatever it is bc life is too short to not compliment people
April 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We really got oblivion remaster before a new elder scrolls game that’s crazy
April 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I wasn’t an iPad kid, I was a pink Nintendo DS girl 💅🏼
April 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The itch the replay hollow night is REAL
April 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Went to the chiropractor for the first time in years today and he said “I’ve never met someone as young as you with back muscles as tight as yours girl why are you so stressed” 🥲
April 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
all I got out of that direct was blah blah blah !!! silksong !!!
April 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“I love watching your brain bounce around like the dvd logo” my fiancé to me just now
March 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Told myself I’m not allowed to color today until I fold my laundry and do my dishes
February 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I just want to read books and color in coloring books and game with friends and eat good food and create art and make people laugh and be happy and pet dogs and save strays and live on a farm and grow my own food is that too much to ask
February 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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This feels relevant right now.
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"

Historians: "that's a nazi salute"

Average person: "that's a nazi salute"

The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
January 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Freedom of speech except for your self expression of gender. Y’all are really fucking stupid.
January 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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They will, they absolutely will have short term memory loss. It’s what they do.
I hope everybody doesn’t have short term memory loss, cuz this definitely started with agent orange
January 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
How many times have you habitually opened tiktok since it shut down? 😭
January 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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heard the new switch got announced and my clit perked up
January 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You ever randomly remember that pot pies exist? Like this shit slaps so hard
January 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Thinking about infinity Nikki
January 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Just remembered Pokémon pizza comes out this year!!!
January 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m excited to be married don’t get my wrong but I’m also excited to have all my Internet friends in one room for a night from literally all over the country and to meet a lot of them for the first TIME 🥹
January 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
May the tears you cried in 2024 water the seeds you planted for 2025

Happy new year 🥂
January 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You ever check insta and it’s showing you posts that are literally years old?? Anyways if I’m just now liking your posts that are old as shit mind your business ig 😭😂
January 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM