jesse
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Love when the whole timeline is posting about the week's Blank Check movie.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Love when the whole timeline is posting about the week's Blank Check movie.
So weird watching later season king of the hill and hearing like Will Arnett pop up.
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
So weird watching later season king of the hill and hearing like Will Arnett pop up.
My two year old is obsessed with "skeltons" so we have to go find them in every store we go to. I'm genuinely scared for November he is going to be devastated.
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My two year old is obsessed with "skeltons" so we have to go find them in every store we go to. I'm genuinely scared for November he is going to be devastated.
In season 2 episode 5 of Billions, there is a 2 second long split diopter shot of Paul Giamatti staring longingly at a delicious sandwich.
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
In season 2 episode 5 of Billions, there is a 2 second long split diopter shot of Paul Giamatti staring longingly at a delicious sandwich.
KotH really comes out firing on all cylinders from episode 1.
June 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
KotH really comes out firing on all cylinders from episode 1.
Toddler has instated a “no sitting down” rule for the house. Not even when we watch tv. The only time we are allowed to sit is when he is in his high chair eating.
May 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Toddler has instated a “no sitting down” rule for the house. Not even when we watch tv. The only time we are allowed to sit is when he is in his high chair eating.
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Oh people love Oscar but Bert is a jerk? He’s a literal monster living in a garbage can who hates everyone. If you relate to Oscar turn yourself in to a laboratory so they can get better at profiling killers
And Oscar's grouchiness is his charm
I have to go to bed but real quick Ernie has always been in the wrong and Bert has always been absolutely correct to be frustrated by Ernie’s chaotic bullshit
May 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Oh people love Oscar but Bert is a jerk? He’s a literal monster living in a garbage can who hates everyone. If you relate to Oscar turn yourself in to a laboratory so they can get better at profiling killers
An oatmeal cream pie is actually very healthy to eat before bed.
May 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
An oatmeal cream pie is actually very healthy to eat before bed.
Tiny baby girl behind us in church yesterday ripped a massive fart in the middle of the sermon.
April 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Tiny baby girl behind us in church yesterday ripped a massive fart in the middle of the sermon.
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i bet i think about this line from The Righteous Gemstones a solid 8-10 times a year
March 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i bet i think about this line from The Righteous Gemstones a solid 8-10 times a year
My 1 year old asked for more goldfish and I gave him one instead of two or three and he reacted as if I shot him with a gun.
March 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My 1 year old asked for more goldfish and I gave him one instead of two or three and he reacted as if I shot him with a gun.
Launched our Year in Review last week, very proud of the work from 2024 and the page itself. Learned Blender and three.js, got way better at GSAP, and even wrote a custom shader.
🔗 www.trustdesignshop.com/year-in-revi...
🔗 www.trustdesignshop.com/year-in-revi...
January 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Launched our Year in Review last week, very proud of the work from 2024 and the page itself. Learned Blender and three.js, got way better at GSAP, and even wrote a custom shader.
🔗 www.trustdesignshop.com/year-in-revi...
🔗 www.trustdesignshop.com/year-in-revi...
Stop the count! Stop the steal!
January 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Stop the count! Stop the steal!
For a second I thought Art had a crazy mustache that I had forgotten about.
January 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
For a second I thought Art had a crazy mustache that I had forgotten about.
Picked the wrong drive thru line at McDonald’s I can see my life draining away as cars pass in the other lane.
January 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Picked the wrong drive thru line at McDonald’s I can see my life draining away as cars pass in the other lane.
The funniest episode of tv ever??
January 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The funniest episode of tv ever??
Wallace has not learned A THING.
January 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Wallace has not learned A THING.
Not subjecting myself to the end of the mavs game. Watching a new Christmas classic instead.
December 25, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Not subjecting myself to the end of the mavs game. Watching a new Christmas classic instead.
I am so bad at putting on my hat it's incredible. Consistently 10 degrees off center and cocked to the side. Is my head crooked? What's going on?
December 16, 2024 at 3:00 PM
I am so bad at putting on my hat it's incredible. Consistently 10 degrees off center and cocked to the side. Is my head crooked? What's going on?
Morning workout movie (first time watch!):
December 6, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Morning workout movie (first time watch!):
One year old has the audacity to sneeze right in my face and then say “Beh ooo”
November 29, 2024 at 2:35 PM
One year old has the audacity to sneeze right in my face and then say “Beh ooo”
Towns is such a big whiny baby. “So is your beloved Luka” you might say. Yes but he’s not nearly as big.
November 28, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Towns is such a big whiny baby. “So is your beloved Luka” you might say. Yes but he’s not nearly as big.