Jesse Albert
@jessealbert.bsky.social
Work in Hollywood or what remains. Currently developing and consulting in AI, digital doubles, web3, but also TV. Frmr ICM digital talent agent & rock ‘n roll roadie. Snarky AF. USC alum (J School & Cinema) In recovery. LinkedIn has the pro stuff.
When the orange man uses racism as a distraction from the Epstein files (releasing MLK files and demanding pro sports teams revert to their prior racist team names) you can safely assume the Epstein files are much worse.
July 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When the orange man uses racism as a distraction from the Epstein files (releasing MLK files and demanding pro sports teams revert to their prior racist team names) you can safely assume the Epstein files are much worse.
If we’re to believe there’s no Epstein list then Ghislaine Maxwell will have to disappear… just like her boss no doubt.
July 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If we’re to believe there’s no Epstein list then Ghislaine Maxwell will have to disappear… just like her boss no doubt.
With the addition of the Marines + another 2k National Guard there are officially more armed forces than protesters.
June 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
With the addition of the Marines + another 2k National Guard there are officially more armed forces than protesters.
I’ve seen more violence at a Walmart Black Friday sale.
June 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’ve seen more violence at a Walmart Black Friday sale.
If jellyfish can survive 650 Million years w/no brains Trump may be here awhile.
June 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If jellyfish can survive 650 Million years w/no brains Trump may be here awhile.
Kristi Noem can’t even secure her purse and she’s in charge of securing the United States of America?
April 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Kristi Noem can’t even secure her purse and she’s in charge of securing the United States of America?
I’m surprised that the US is sending OfJD to Greenland. This has all the makings of a Handmaids Tale plot line. #UshaVance #Greenland
March 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m surprised that the US is sending OfJD to Greenland. This has all the makings of a Handmaids Tale plot line. #UshaVance #Greenland
Who’s minding the store? www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/o...
Opinion | Here Are the Digital Clues to What Musk Is Really Up To
What will DOGE do with access to personal data on almost all Americans?
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February 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Who’s minding the store? www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/o...
Did I just tell the customer support person at Tesla to enjoy working for a Nazi sympathizer? Why yes I did. Note: We had a solar and power wall system from them pre-nazi era until our home burned down and Tesla said they would’t work with us on the loan.
February 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Did I just tell the customer support person at Tesla to enjoy working for a Nazi sympathizer? Why yes I did. Note: We had a solar and power wall system from them pre-nazi era until our home burned down and Tesla said they would’t work with us on the loan.
This is all that survived. It’s time to change building codes to require all new homes be built out of recycled pink flamingos.
January 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
This is all that survived. It’s time to change building codes to require all new homes be built out of recycled pink flamingos.
This is all that remains of everything we owned. Still in shock but grateful we are alive. Now we start over from scratch. #EatonFire
January 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is all that remains of everything we owned. Still in shock but grateful we are alive. Now we start over from scratch. #EatonFire
Never thought I wanted to be a nomad at this point in my life but here we go. Lost everything in the #EatonFire but some clothing and our laptops. No idea where we go next but with no family to stay with and now no home, we also have nothing pointing us in any direction. More will be revealed.
January 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Never thought I wanted to be a nomad at this point in my life but here we go. Lost everything in the #EatonFire but some clothing and our laptops. No idea where we go next but with no family to stay with and now no home, we also have nothing pointing us in any direction. More will be revealed.
Apparently JD Vance had minor surgery today. No word yet if his balls were successfully reattached but I doubt it.
January 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Apparently JD Vance had minor surgery today. No word yet if his balls were successfully reattached but I doubt it.
Things to look forward to…
November 27, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Things to look forward to…
What’s next, White Friday sales? www.cnn.com/2024/11/25/b...
Walmart rolls back DEI programs after right-wing backlash | CNN Business
Walmart, the largest private employer in the United States, will curb some diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) efforts. It’s the latest company to backtrack on diversity initiatives in the face of r...
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November 26, 2024 at 5:28 PM
What’s next, White Friday sales? www.cnn.com/2024/11/25/b...
Nancy Mace needs to prove she’s not an old baboon in drag.
November 26, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Nancy Mace needs to prove she’s not an old baboon in drag.
Song of The Day: It’s such a beautifully composed song that it’s near impossible to get out of my brain once it starts. It also takes me back to living in Echo Park over the lake in a bungalow John just below. It's an all time favorite: Taillights Fade by Buffalo Tom. music.apple.com/us/album/let...
Let Me Come Over 25th Anniversary Edition by Buffalo Tom on Apple Music
Album · 2017 · 30 Songs
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November 18, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Song of The Day: It’s such a beautifully composed song that it’s near impossible to get out of my brain once it starts. It also takes me back to living in Echo Park over the lake in a bungalow John just below. It's an all time favorite: Taillights Fade by Buffalo Tom. music.apple.com/us/album/let...
You sure this fight isn’t part of Netflix is a Joke?
November 16, 2024 at 1:35 AM
You sure this fight isn’t part of Netflix is a Joke?
There’s not enough cookies nor coffee to stuff all these feelings.
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 PM
There’s not enough cookies nor coffee to stuff all these feelings.
I’ve been reflecting how music saved my life so yesterday I started posting a daily song on social media since we all could use some life saving. These are not meant to be political in fact the opposite. Day 1 was Elvis Costello’s “What’s So Funny ‘Bout Peace, Love and Understanding”.
November 15, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I’ve been reflecting how music saved my life so yesterday I started posting a daily song on social media since we all could use some life saving. These are not meant to be political in fact the opposite. Day 1 was Elvis Costello’s “What’s So Funny ‘Bout Peace, Love and Understanding”.
The truth comes out. Musk has made it clear that he believes the “woke mind virus” is a bigger threat to humanity than climate change.
He even supported Trump’s plans to remove the $7,500 tax credit for EVs once he is back in power. Elon apparently feels it will impact competitors more than Tesla.
He even supported Trump’s plans to remove the $7,500 tax credit for EVs once he is back in power. Elon apparently feels it will impact competitors more than Tesla.
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
The truth comes out. Musk has made it clear that he believes the “woke mind virus” is a bigger threat to humanity than climate change.
He even supported Trump’s plans to remove the $7,500 tax credit for EVs once he is back in power. Elon apparently feels it will impact competitors more than Tesla.
He even supported Trump’s plans to remove the $7,500 tax credit for EVs once he is back in power. Elon apparently feels it will impact competitors more than Tesla.
How soon will republicans delete the historical record to “unreflect” Trump’s impeachments?
November 13, 2024 at 7:11 PM
How soon will republicans delete the historical record to “unreflect” Trump’s impeachments?
Hoping this place is snark friendly cause I can’t take serious for a while.
November 13, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Hoping this place is snark friendly cause I can’t take serious for a while.