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jess haley
@jessdistressed.bsky.social
garbage but mostly compostable ♻
read a book not my tweets
transsexual in iowa
she et cetera in bio
antifascist
reposted without all my typos in the alt txt
(i have a case of friday fingers i guess)
September 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
just a cow eatin' grass enigmatically
September 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
donnie brasco sequel but it's donnie pedo
September 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
if a nazi bought the bar you patronized, fired the bouncers (mods), invited the formerly banned nazis back in, where they can buy a vip status tier, pays some of them, made a chatbot that spouts nazi propaganda, and the bar makes money when people visit and engage because it drives ad revenue...
August 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
i believe you, based on highly accurate mspaint simulations wherein you merely gained a monopoly man top hat and bushy moustache
July 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
jeepers creepers the set of peepers on each guy, like each pair is from a different style of nightmare or something
May 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
sure maybe vance didnt get invited to the elite technofascist groupchat but he and swaroop always had each other
April 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
thinking fondly about the communist who shot mussolini
April 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ugh cruz is horny again
March 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
did bsky change the format/display
i have to zoom in further to not see the right side now
it is worse why make it worse that is what twitter would do
maybe something changed with chrome idk i am stupid
March 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
hey now
February 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
thank you, here was the alternate concept (scale too big ability and effort dwindling)
February 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
apologies in advance
February 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
when they inevitably make Trumpbucks the legal tender they should use that pic of trump when he was onstage watching elon prance around
February 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
February 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
February 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
jfc the NCAA insta banning all trans people from participating in any form of college activities they govern speaks to how quickly our extermination is approaching and how few 'leaders' of any sort are gonna be opposed to it
February 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
doubtless its been done before and better but im not going to look it up to check, so avert thy eyeballs
February 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
vote Micolash Host of the Nightmare 2028
February 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
facebook rereleasing the metaverse with a surefire way to improve the maga outreach, new appearance options
January 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
people really acting like 2 guys who hated jimmy carter aren't going to enjoy a hearty chuckle at his state funeral
January 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i wrote more future lore but then got bored tldr musk blows up the alamo and stuff
January 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
my proposal
January 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
January 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
my 8 minute 'draw midra in ms paint from memory' attempt while watching along with a twitch stream elden ring race run by star0chris which had this as a minigame. solidarity with lilaggy who was mocked for drawing a greenish cape, which i also chose lol
December 17, 2024 at 2:05 AM