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𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒊𝒕
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I'm not the original, but b*tch I'm Madonna. No pronouns or political affiliations in bio.

''particularly nasty''

🦄 https://ko-fi.com/jessdoitx
Time goes by so slowly for those who wait
and those who Run
seem to have All the fun 💜
January 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I don't even care that mine only got 13 likes while someone else's received 42,000. I'm still claiming I won the internet today.

This is art.
December 29, 2024 at 8:11 AM
It's only natural to be influenced by a culture you've been partially immersed in for decades of your life. I truly think of #Madonna as a global citizen.

I can't recall any more examples right now, but if you scrolled my whole thread, thanks for reading! ❤️

良いお年
December 29, 2024 at 7:32 AM
The first video I posted is a Katara Pure commercial, it was released in 1995 and features Madonna taking on a mythical dragon as a Samurai warrior. Here are some concept art designs that featured in her fan club magazine at the time.
December 29, 2024 at 7:25 AM
#Madonna pulling kawaii poses with Japanese schoolgirls in 1987. "I think I stand for everything they're really taught not to be" she said at the time.
December 29, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Madonna photographed by Patrick Demarchelier, and also performing at the Grammy Awards in 1999.
December 29, 2024 at 7:03 AM
#Madonna (マドンナ) is in Japan, hopefully recording new music at the Warner studio there, and it's left me obsessing about every time she's culturally referenced Japan. Times change, but I don't think it's bad appropriation, since she is extremely popular there, and did so for Japanese audiences.

🗾👑
December 29, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Popular
Money helps you be popular
You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at frauds
Know the H1B's you've got to know
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go...
December 29, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Anyone want to team up and make bag with me? Just need an 8 year old we can prove is good at Googling stuff. 🪄😈
December 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I fell asleep with this tigers eye crystal in my hand last night shaped like a doggy bone. I was just making my bed and it bounced out. For a second I thought it was poop.
So glad rn that I'm not pooping myself like a geriatric. I would have blamed the cat, of course. 😅
December 27, 2024 at 11:25 PM
-Please read in Martha Stewart's voice-

Here is what I've made to put in my Christmas candy bags this year. Almond (amaretto) rock candy, candied oranges flavored with orange blossom water to smell like flowers, praline cinnamon cashews, and a Terry's chocolate orange I grew in my very own garden.
December 25, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Smokin' a fatty!

Merry Christmas, blueskyers!

💙🩵🤍
December 25, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Top TERFs are receiving their bonuses from JK Rowling just in time for Christmas morning. I don't know if a year of hateful behavior is worth all that, but the bag is nice.
December 24, 2024 at 1:21 PM
When it's so hot in Australia that alien creatures are literally falling out of trees right in front of you. Meet Extatosoma Tiaratum.

This queen really needed a drink.
🥵👑
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 AM
One last word about Melissa Nathan (a bonafide troll who stays anonymous online) I wouldn't be surprised if it was her team who found that old interview that went viral earlier in 2024, where a journalist claimed Lively was rude to her. Another insidious way to turn female fans.
December 21, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I'm eating strawberries for breakfast and remembering when this sweet little old lady in my neighborhood would pick them from her garden for me as a kid. She'd always serve them with a bowl of white sugar for dipping.

That part was bad, but it did make me love strawberries! 🍓
December 21, 2024 at 7:04 PM
The "men in dresses" thing is a play on words. JK Rowling will flip the switch and talk about mutilated bodies and pharmaceutical damage in the very next breath.

If she wants to sound threatened, then it's "men in a dress."

If she wants to sound kind and compassionate, it's "victims of ideology."
December 21, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Justin Baldoni, on the other hand, continued to enjoy his position of dominance in her life. He spoke freely about her and her husband during the press tour, cast dispersions about her character, and mocked her saying she should direct the sequel.

Kudo's to Blake Lively for standing up to him now.
December 21, 2024 at 6:53 PM
She also had a right not to spend time with him on red carpets, and to deflect from awkward questions by promoting a product or talking about wearing florals. She wasn't being silly, she was being careful. And professional. And more patient than she should ever have had to be.
December 21, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Blake Lively completed the film, and it was a success. She persevered in a hostile working environment, and held off on her lawsuit. But behind the scenes she'd put her foot down when her director and co-star started adding in extra sex scenes, and she had every right to do that.
December 21, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Baldoni's PR team leaked that he only asked her weight due to a back injury. They claimed she brought her husband on set to demand (unspecified) script changes and that Blake was vying for creative control. They even made her seem unprofessional for disengaging from Justin during the press tour.
December 21, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Remember what happened to Amber Heard's reputation online after PR "crisis manager" Melissa Nathan got involved? Baldoni paid to smear Lively. Blake's big crimes where not wanting to film unscripted sex scenes, rejecting sexual innuendo at work, and probably not wanting to sleep with her director.
December 21, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Everyone is talking about President Elect Elon Musk, but nobody is mentioning America's new first lady! His mother is the only woman he takes out in public.
#MayeMusk #FLOTUS
December 21, 2024 at 6:58 AM
I'm going to say something here. When we lean in on fake narratives - pointing fingers, making false accusations, pearl clutching, virtue-signalling and shaming people for not caring - we are behaving just like they do. This sh** right here? It's not funny and doesn't help your argument.
December 15, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Lookit, I don't know what you've heard, but #Madonna and The Pope were just splitting a coke, ok?
#AI #FakeNews
December 14, 2024 at 2:00 PM