𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒊𝒕
@jessdidit.bsky.social
I'm not the original, but b*tch I'm Madonna. No pronouns or political affiliations in bio.
''particularly nasty''
🦄 https://ko-fi.com/jessdoitx
''particularly nasty''
🦄 https://ko-fi.com/jessdoitx
Time goes by so slowly for those who wait
and those who Run
seem to have All the fun 💜
and those who Run
seem to have All the fun 💜
January 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Time goes by so slowly for those who wait
and those who Run
seem to have All the fun 💜
and those who Run
seem to have All the fun 💜
I don't even care that mine only got 13 likes while someone else's received 42,000. I'm still claiming I won the internet today.
This is art.
This is art.
December 29, 2024 at 8:11 AM
I don't even care that mine only got 13 likes while someone else's received 42,000. I'm still claiming I won the internet today.
This is art.
This is art.
#Madonna (マドンナ) is in Japan, hopefully recording new music at the Warner studio there, and it's left me obsessing about every time she's culturally referenced Japan. Times change, but I don't think it's bad appropriation, since she is extremely popular there, and did so for Japanese audiences.
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December 29, 2024 at 6:41 AM
#Madonna (マドンナ) is in Japan, hopefully recording new music at the Warner studio there, and it's left me obsessing about every time she's culturally referenced Japan. Times change, but I don't think it's bad appropriation, since she is extremely popular there, and did so for Japanese audiences.
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I am seriously shadowbanned on Twitter right now. Like, worse than usual. Since I haven't really been sh** posting or abusing transphobes I'm just gonna assume that it's because I'm so on the money with the theories I post about Elon Musk. Adrian Dittmann fears me. Ian Cheong reports me.
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December 29, 2024 at 5:48 AM
I am seriously shadowbanned on Twitter right now. Like, worse than usual. Since I haven't really been sh** posting or abusing transphobes I'm just gonna assume that it's because I'm so on the money with the theories I post about Elon Musk. Adrian Dittmann fears me. Ian Cheong reports me.
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Popular
Money helps you be popular
You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at frauds
Know the H1B's you've got to know
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go...
Money helps you be popular
You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at frauds
Know the H1B's you've got to know
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go...
December 29, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Popular
Money helps you be popular
You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at frauds
Know the H1B's you've got to know
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go...
Money helps you be popular
You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at frauds
Know the H1B's you've got to know
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go...
Anyone want to team up and make bag with me? Just need an 8 year old we can prove is good at Googling stuff. 🪄😈
December 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Anyone want to team up and make bag with me? Just need an 8 year old we can prove is good at Googling stuff. 🪄😈
I fell asleep with this tigers eye crystal in my hand last night shaped like a doggy bone. I was just making my bed and it bounced out. For a second I thought it was poop.
So glad rn that I'm not pooping myself like a geriatric. I would have blamed the cat, of course. 😅
So glad rn that I'm not pooping myself like a geriatric. I would have blamed the cat, of course. 😅
December 27, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I fell asleep with this tigers eye crystal in my hand last night shaped like a doggy bone. I was just making my bed and it bounced out. For a second I thought it was poop.
So glad rn that I'm not pooping myself like a geriatric. I would have blamed the cat, of course. 😅
So glad rn that I'm not pooping myself like a geriatric. I would have blamed the cat, of course. 😅
-Please read in Martha Stewart's voice-
Here is what I've made to put in my Christmas candy bags this year. Almond (amaretto) rock candy, candied oranges flavored with orange blossom water to smell like flowers, praline cinnamon cashews, and a Terry's chocolate orange I grew in my very own garden.
Here is what I've made to put in my Christmas candy bags this year. Almond (amaretto) rock candy, candied oranges flavored with orange blossom water to smell like flowers, praline cinnamon cashews, and a Terry's chocolate orange I grew in my very own garden.
December 25, 2024 at 9:19 AM
-Please read in Martha Stewart's voice-
Here is what I've made to put in my Christmas candy bags this year. Almond (amaretto) rock candy, candied oranges flavored with orange blossom water to smell like flowers, praline cinnamon cashews, and a Terry's chocolate orange I grew in my very own garden.
Here is what I've made to put in my Christmas candy bags this year. Almond (amaretto) rock candy, candied oranges flavored with orange blossom water to smell like flowers, praline cinnamon cashews, and a Terry's chocolate orange I grew in my very own garden.
Smokin' a fatty!
Merry Christmas, blueskyers!
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Merry Christmas, blueskyers!
💙🩵🤍
December 25, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Smokin' a fatty!
Merry Christmas, blueskyers!
💙🩵🤍
Merry Christmas, blueskyers!
💙🩵🤍
Top TERFs are receiving their bonuses from JK Rowling just in time for Christmas morning. I don't know if a year of hateful behavior is worth all that, but the bag is nice.
December 24, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Top TERFs are receiving their bonuses from JK Rowling just in time for Christmas morning. I don't know if a year of hateful behavior is worth all that, but the bag is nice.
When it's so hot in Australia that alien creatures are literally falling out of trees right in front of you. Meet Extatosoma Tiaratum.
This queen really needed a drink.
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This queen really needed a drink.
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December 23, 2024 at 6:49 AM
When it's so hot in Australia that alien creatures are literally falling out of trees right in front of you. Meet Extatosoma Tiaratum.
This queen really needed a drink.
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This queen really needed a drink.
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NYT article sheds more light on how weird Justin Baldoni is, how nefarious Melissa Nathan's PR agency has become, and it contains Lively's press statement, which highlights the clarity of her decision to litigate, and how she never retaliated with smears of her own.
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/21/b...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/21/b...
Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni and a Smear Campaign After ‘It Ends With Us’
Private messages detail an alleged campaign to tarnish Blake Lively after she accused Justin Baldoni of misconduct on the set of “It Ends With Us.”
www.nytimes.com
December 21, 2024 at 7:45 PM
NYT article sheds more light on how weird Justin Baldoni is, how nefarious Melissa Nathan's PR agency has become, and it contains Lively's press statement, which highlights the clarity of her decision to litigate, and how she never retaliated with smears of her own.
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/21/b...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/21/b...
I'm eating strawberries for breakfast and remembering when this sweet little old lady in my neighborhood would pick them from her garden for me as a kid. She'd always serve them with a bowl of white sugar for dipping.
That part was bad, but it did make me love strawberries! 🍓
That part was bad, but it did make me love strawberries! 🍓
December 21, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I'm eating strawberries for breakfast and remembering when this sweet little old lady in my neighborhood would pick them from her garden for me as a kid. She'd always serve them with a bowl of white sugar for dipping.
That part was bad, but it did make me love strawberries! 🍓
That part was bad, but it did make me love strawberries! 🍓
The "men in dresses" thing is a play on words. JK Rowling will flip the switch and talk about mutilated bodies and pharmaceutical damage in the very next breath.
If she wants to sound threatened, then it's "men in a dress."
If she wants to sound kind and compassionate, it's "victims of ideology."
If she wants to sound threatened, then it's "men in a dress."
If she wants to sound kind and compassionate, it's "victims of ideology."
December 21, 2024 at 6:54 PM
The "men in dresses" thing is a play on words. JK Rowling will flip the switch and talk about mutilated bodies and pharmaceutical damage in the very next breath.
If she wants to sound threatened, then it's "men in a dress."
If she wants to sound kind and compassionate, it's "victims of ideology."
If she wants to sound threatened, then it's "men in a dress."
If she wants to sound kind and compassionate, it's "victims of ideology."
Remember what happened to Amber Heard's reputation online after PR "crisis manager" Melissa Nathan got involved? Baldoni paid to smear Lively. Blake's big crimes where not wanting to film unscripted sex scenes, rejecting sexual innuendo at work, and probably not wanting to sleep with her director.
December 21, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Remember what happened to Amber Heard's reputation online after PR "crisis manager" Melissa Nathan got involved? Baldoni paid to smear Lively. Blake's big crimes where not wanting to film unscripted sex scenes, rejecting sexual innuendo at work, and probably not wanting to sleep with her director.
I got paid early by Centrelink due to Christmas. Thinking about last Easter and how I saw people suffering due to an extended pay period that left them short. I'm not grocery shopping today because if I buy it I'll eat it. I have no Christmas plans.
Stay sensible out there.
Stay sensible out there.
December 20, 2024 at 6:28 AM
I got paid early by Centrelink due to Christmas. Thinking about last Easter and how I saw people suffering due to an extended pay period that left them short. I'm not grocery shopping today because if I buy it I'll eat it. I have no Christmas plans.
Stay sensible out there.
Stay sensible out there.
It's jarring to note that Gisele Pelicot's abusers are still having their identities somewhat protected, even after being found guilty. I know I'm not the only woman who wants to look at their faces side by side. A r*p*st does not deserve anonymity. Tough luck for their families.
December 20, 2024 at 4:24 AM
It's jarring to note that Gisele Pelicot's abusers are still having their identities somewhat protected, even after being found guilty. I know I'm not the only woman who wants to look at their faces side by side. A r*p*st does not deserve anonymity. Tough luck for their families.
My niece just sailed through ninth grade with a certificate of academic excellence. She's this beautiful, considerate, bright young human being - she gives me hope. I feel so privileged to have played a part in her life journey so far.
Women are the future, we just need to let that happen.
Women are the future, we just need to let that happen.
December 18, 2024 at 6:01 AM
My niece just sailed through ninth grade with a certificate of academic excellence. She's this beautiful, considerate, bright young human being - she gives me hope. I feel so privileged to have played a part in her life journey so far.
Women are the future, we just need to let that happen.
Women are the future, we just need to let that happen.
On this terrible day for all involved in another school shooting, I'm just glad NOT to know what a "moid" is. When you start using conspiracy-based web slang like that you've gone too far down the rabbit hole, should turn back. No one is impressed.
Same goes for a few other words I could mention.
Same goes for a few other words I could mention.
December 17, 2024 at 7:57 AM
On this terrible day for all involved in another school shooting, I'm just glad NOT to know what a "moid" is. When you start using conspiracy-based web slang like that you've gone too far down the rabbit hole, should turn back. No one is impressed.
Same goes for a few other words I could mention.
Same goes for a few other words I could mention.
JK Rowling likes to insinuate trans women are pretend victims, and the alt-right is currently insisting that trans people are responsible for all US school shootings, but 30 trans people's lives were violently taken from them in the United States in 2024.
link: www.hrc.org/resources/fa...
link: www.hrc.org/resources/fa...
Fatal Violence Against the Transgender and Gender-Expansive Community…
The Human Rights Campaign is both saddened and infuriated by the deaths of at least thirty transgender and gender-expansive people whose lives were…
www.hrc.org
December 17, 2024 at 6:36 AM
JK Rowling likes to insinuate trans women are pretend victims, and the alt-right is currently insisting that trans people are responsible for all US school shootings, but 30 trans people's lives were violently taken from them in the United States in 2024.
link: www.hrc.org/resources/fa...
link: www.hrc.org/resources/fa...
A friend just helped me repair my air con and it only cost me $25.
Thank you, Jebus! 🙏🏻
Thank you, Jebus! 🙏🏻
December 16, 2024 at 10:27 PM
A friend just helped me repair my air con and it only cost me $25.
Thank you, Jebus! 🙏🏻
Thank you, Jebus! 🙏🏻
I will wait, because I love this for them! 😄❤️
December 15, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I will wait, because I love this for them! 😄❤️
It's so hot and my air con broke today, FML. My cat went under the house to sleep and I found myself kinda wishing I could join her, haha. It's just after 6 p.m. now and it's finally starting to cool off a bit, thank gosh.
My brain must be hot too, it took me 3 goes to write this skeet.
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My brain must be hot too, it took me 3 goes to write this skeet.
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December 15, 2024 at 7:29 AM
It's so hot and my air con broke today, FML. My cat went under the house to sleep and I found myself kinda wishing I could join her, haha. It's just after 6 p.m. now and it's finally starting to cool off a bit, thank gosh.
My brain must be hot too, it took me 3 goes to write this skeet.
🪭🥵🙏🏻
My brain must be hot too, it took me 3 goes to write this skeet.
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Saw this yesterday and keep going back to play it because it makes me laugh and I need some joy rn. The animation is surreal, I'm calling it a visual masterpiece. 🤩
Track is by a cover band that ripped off 'Ray of Light' by #Madonna and made it to the UK pop charts.
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youtu.be/YsRPTy-TtF4?...
Track is by a cover band that ripped off 'Ray of Light' by #Madonna and made it to the UK pop charts.
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youtu.be/YsRPTy-TtF4?...
Mad'Donna "The Wheels On The Bus"
YouTube video by DvaSta200
youtu.be
December 15, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Saw this yesterday and keep going back to play it because it makes me laugh and I need some joy rn. The animation is surreal, I'm calling it a visual masterpiece. 🤩
Track is by a cover band that ripped off 'Ray of Light' by #Madonna and made it to the UK pop charts.
🚌🎶
youtu.be/YsRPTy-TtF4?...
Track is by a cover band that ripped off 'Ray of Light' by #Madonna and made it to the UK pop charts.
🚌🎶
youtu.be/YsRPTy-TtF4?...