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Jess V
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ENL teacher & ROC dweller. Mrs. Roper meets riot grrrl. Strong sense of justice AuDHDer with excellent pattern recognition skills who chose a really bad time to reincarnate
It’s so cool to teach right near the police gun range. I am completely desensitized to the sound of gunshots.
September 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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incredible work. become uncarryable.
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
August 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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;)
July 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Some of y’all need to lay off of the cheap, acerbic, synthetic smelling oud. My nostrils are burning every time I go out. Invest in quality or choose something else.
July 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Traveling with a chronic illness is such a balancing act. I want to see and do everything, but need to rest. Then I feel guilty for not making the most of my time even when I’m ready to collapse. At least Paris has plenty of cafés.
July 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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back from vacation (a week ago) and about to make it everyone’s problem
July 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.
June 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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If New York, an objectively cool city, gets a cool mayor instead of the abject worst mayor imaginable, what could happen to us in sort of crappy cities where you can't get a good bagel or slice?

We could maybe someday have sort of crappy mayors instead of the abject worst mayors you can imagine!
June 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Be the kind of person who supports your local library, theatre, bakery, bookstore, and café.
June 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I love when my husband cleans the garage and proceeds to BRING EVERYTHING UPSTAIRS INTO OUR FRONT HALLWAY. Super helpful. Truly.
June 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline.

There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
June 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Pride Month so far: Jonathan Joss is murdered in a disgusting hate crime and the Navy intentionally announces they are changing the name of the USNS HARVEY MILK.

America... now more than ever... David Lynch's words ring loudly. "Fix your hearts or die." This cannot be our normal.
June 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sorry I’m late, I was just dissociating and watching old Kids Incorporated clips. It will probably happen again. #GenX
June 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Hey, does anyone want to give me unlimited funds and energy to make the world beautiful? I have dreams, but am lacking the resources. (A tragedy of capitalism told in acts of unfinished projects)
May 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m going to need a Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Ed Sheerhan, Noah Kahan, an Benny Blanco protest project collab against what’s happening right now. We need more radio- friendly music to bring joy to the resistance.
April 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Suicide is the second leading cause of death among LGBTQ youth.

It's indefensible that RFK Jr. is reportedly planning to remove LGBTQ-specific youth counseling from the national 988 suicide hotline.
April 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’ve started to say “Thank you for defending the Constitution”, instead of “Thank you for your service” when interacting with members of the military.
April 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Il est oraaaaaaaange (and I can’t get it out of my tête)
April 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
So all those red cards we’ve printed and shared are pretty much useless now, huh?
April 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I'm a big "we owe it to each other to find a way through" gal, & we do & we will, but today putting my shoes on feels like a lot of work
April 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
If Jesus needed alone time, then I can too.
April 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Some days I can’t believe I’ll be 50, but then I google “cute shoes for orthotic inserts” and reality slaps me in the face.
March 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Maybe Grandpa Simpson isn’t the right choice for Senate Minority Leader
March 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM