Jess ☠️ Stetson
@jess-stetson.bsky.social
Full Time Cunt ☠️
Native New Yorker 🗽
Expat in Wales 📍 🏴
Native New Yorker 🗽
Expat in Wales 📍 🏴
I danced with Mick Jagger (when I was 2). I was invited by Gary Oldman to be a PA on a film (but I didn't have a driver's license at the time). Denzel Washington booped me 👆 in a club once.
July 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I danced with Mick Jagger (when I was 2). I was invited by Gary Oldman to be a PA on a film (but I didn't have a driver's license at the time). Denzel Washington booped me 👆 in a club once.
DON'T TRAVEL TO THE US. If you absolutely HAVE to, buy a burner phone. Or just get a used one old used one off ebay. Don't install any personal apps and use that while traveling. Buy a cheap sim card while you travel. I'm an expat and this is my plan.
June 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
DON'T TRAVEL TO THE US. If you absolutely HAVE to, buy a burner phone. Or just get a used one old used one off ebay. Don't install any personal apps and use that while traveling. Buy a cheap sim card while you travel. I'm an expat and this is my plan.
Buy a burner phone. Or just get an older used model off ebay. Don't install any personal apps and use that while traveling. Buy a cheap sim card while you travel. I'm an expat and have zero plans to travel to the US, but this is my plan should I have to.
June 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Buy a burner phone. Or just get an older used model off ebay. Don't install any personal apps and use that while traveling. Buy a cheap sim card while you travel. I'm an expat and have zero plans to travel to the US, but this is my plan should I have to.
I honestly don't know. Sorry.
June 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I honestly don't know. Sorry.
Chris Knight. British anthropologist.
June 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Chris Knight. British anthropologist.
He's better already. 🖤
May 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
He's better already. 🖤
It's been bonkers here. Absolutely stunning. The big dog isn't a fan, though. I'm just waiting for the rain to start as soon as summer holidays begin. That's usually the way it goes! 😂
May 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It's been bonkers here. Absolutely stunning. The big dog isn't a fan, though. I'm just waiting for the rain to start as soon as summer holidays begin. That's usually the way it goes! 😂
My life in a nutshell.
May 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My life in a nutshell.
Those are going to be wonderful!
May 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Those are going to be wonderful!
Harrison Ford is absolutely adorable in this!
May 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Harrison Ford is absolutely adorable in this!
American Graffiti is wonderful!!
May 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
American Graffiti is wonderful!!
6 WEEKS?! And watch, they'll call you again next year. I served on a jury in January 2023 and got called again last year. Obviously didn't have to go back but Aled has NEVER BEEN CALLED!
May 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
6 WEEKS?! And watch, they'll call you again next year. I served on a jury in January 2023 and got called again last year. Obviously didn't have to go back but Aled has NEVER BEEN CALLED!
Is it complete coincidence that we watched The Addiction on the same day?!
May 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Is it complete coincidence that we watched The Addiction on the same day?!