Jesse
jespressobean.bsky.social
Jesse
@jespressobean.bsky.social
Musings of an angry anti-binary twink therapist.
Harm Reduction • Relationship Anarchy • Sobriety • Liberation Psych • Play as Resistance •
they / them
📍ATL
mind you, these piercings aren’t to attract men 😈
Dear Men,

Ladies don’t give a fuck what we do or don’t like. Nor should they. It’s called autonomy. You should look into it.

God, grow up. Get off the internet and go do something useful.
July 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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holy shit lmao
July 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I think the universe smiles upon me when I get mostly blue Sour Patch Kids in a pack.
May 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
PMDD is a trip ya’ll. My brain plays games every month and the depression cloud gets so heavy during my luteal phase.
May 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Relationship anarchy is a life philosophy I align with on a deep level. It grants me a level of flexibility and freedom with my connections to authentically express myself with my lovers and friends.
May 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Going to see Sinners tonight with one of my partners. I heard it’s a work of art and I am excited.
May 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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"Mine."
"Yours."

Sukuna x Asiri pieces for the week. I need to save Sukuna's skin palette because lol

#artsky #ocsky #jjkoc #jjk #jujutsukaisen #sukuna #blackartist
April 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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So does genocide.

Elections absolutely matter, but what matters more is running on things people actually want. People don’t care about the most lethal military when they’re watching you bomb children live on IG. Dems chose the worst hill to die on & it bit them in the ass. Make them own that.
Elections have consequences
April 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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As we’re getting ready to boycott economically, I would like to remind people that food deserts exist.

If you’re critical of someone for still using Amazon, remember that some folks only get things because of it & it’s not your place to criticize them.

Good praxis is mindful praxis. Always.
February 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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gm
February 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
People over the age of 35 should be taking notes on Gen Z’s art of malicious compliance.
February 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Did y’all know that the email address that the government asked federal employees to send their emails to outlining their job tasks is a public address? 🤠

In case anyone feels inspired to send an email outlining what you did last week…

hr@opm.gov
February 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My intuition is one of the things I love most about myself, despite how it keeps me having walls up and being icked out towards people pretty easily.
February 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Also my student loans went into an administrative forbearance until June bc the dept of higher ed doesn’t have enough employees to process my income based request 🤑 eat shit Elon
February 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The biggest thing my 20s taught me relationally is, “If they wanted to, they would.”
February 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I keep feeling kinda down this week then I remember I’m not having to gentle parent anyone’s grown son and my life is filled with beautiful queer people and that makes it all feel a little lighter
February 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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platonic and romantic are not a binary i recognize or value. i am so full of love for all of the connections in my life, and don’t ever want to prioritize one over the other, just because of different elements & activities at play. 💖
February 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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no amount of forcing trans folks to give up their passports will make your grandkids come back to thanksgiving
February 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
While we were all distracted by this plane crash and the shock doctrine, Elon Musk and his team gained access to the financial information of millions of Americans.

This is a coup.
February 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I actually don’t mind hearing noises from my neighbors as long as it doesn’t disrupt my sleep because I’m an EEEEPY BITCH. Anyway, thots n prayers for whatever she has going on up there.
February 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My neighbor above fr sounds like she’s about to fall through my ceiling like girl are you ok?????
February 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I hope everyone is prepared. The sudden digital erasure of trans media, literature, and contribution to progress is the precursor to this generation of fascism's Kristallnacht. I just want y'all to know this. And I want y'all to prepare.
February 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Some of my exes are some of my dearest companions. Some are lessons and lessons only 💋
Obviously, there are toxic situations where a friendship can’t be salvaged, and in those cases, it’s a good idea to let the whole thing go. But navigating a deescalation from lovers to friends in a kind, respectful, and mature way is NOT an easy task!
January 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It’s over for Meta when BSky launches the photo app 🫡
January 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM