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🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈Jesk the Accountant
@jesktheaccountant.bsky.social
Gay pirates #OFMD
#Deadloch
Fat, white, genderqueer, shriveled
@disobedientpike on burd app and ao3
🔞 NSFW🔞
So sorry the lies in your head are loud and convincing right now, friend. You deserve to be treated with care and compassion, especially when the gremlins are visiting. Please be gentle with yourself 💜
For my birthday last weekend, I adopted this pair of bonded kitties.
October 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Kinda want Ed’s little hair bun to decide that seems fun and to try imitating Stede’s balls
August 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Just re-hung my print of this in my new apartment like 2 hours ago 💖💖💖
August 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@clairegregoryau.bsky.social Re-reading Matching Frequencies.
Start of ch. 2 is giving Wallace & Gromit 😂
How did I never notice before?!?!
August 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
That’s a good kiss
August 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
@xoxoemynn.bsky.social

Just read your frock fic. Now ao3 is acting up.

What does a reader have to do to leave a 3rd reply to their own ridiculous comments?!

So here’s what I was trying to share
August 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ed prefers all-natural “Stede salt”

Drizzle some ice cream syrup and let Ed live out his fantasies of topping Stede’s 2-scoops
July 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sending tenderness and so much compassion.

Not remotely the same caliber you’re experiencing, of course, just sharing that OFMD fanfic was my lifeline when I lost a parent a few months ago.
Podfics of fanfic also held me when I couldn’t find the motivation to keep reading (if audio agrees w you)
July 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Bonus: answers the age-old question
June 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sorry to intrude, but did I see that you wrote an OFMD x Deadloch crossover featuring Jillian Glopp from Killing It?!?!
June 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sent some mutual aid via Paypal. Big hugs, friend
June 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Defectors for the win
June 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Tell it, Eric Francisco
June 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ok well this makes me want to cry the bittersweet way that usually only my therapist sees when we are having a breakthrough and healing old trauma so I can finally breathe into my adult life
It’s beautiful and so is this
June 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Genius
June 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Yeah. But now this is all I hear 😆
May 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
HOWLING
May 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Aww, thanks Moosh! I wasn’t looking for #OFMD stuff (for once) and stumbled on this in the wild. It made my morning
May 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Okay, which one of y’all did this 🤣🤣🤣

This enamel pin of the dick-thieving medieval cat is called, “Meat’s Meat.”

#OFMD reference in the wild
May 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
May 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
WOW
April 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
April 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It never occurred to me for a moment that Siren wasn’t a team of collaborators.
Thank you for making sure guests and support staff got paid for their labor. You matter, too, though.
April 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Mari
April 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM