Y’all, I did it. I made a Republican lady say, “That’s not right,” To something Trump did. I think I’m just gonna retire now.

Parenting is your kid telling people you are “off your meds” when your prescription for thyroid medication runs out.

When you’re at a work meeting and they ask how to alleviate stress, do not say alcohol and inappropriate humor.

Apparently that’s the wrong answer.

Starting anew on this platform. Learning the ropes. Probably will trip over them. I’m super smooth like that.