Dread Lasso
@jerrymander.bsky.social
Small business owner,Liberal,Green Day\Frank Sinatra fan,in a relationship with a special Leo lady,Never ever Trumper!
Fun fact: the Beatles Let it be is only just over 35 minutes long.
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July 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Fun fact: the Beatles Let it be is only just over 35 minutes long.
I wonder how much better WD-40 is next to WD-39?
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June 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I wonder how much better WD-40 is next to WD-39?
I rarely turn my Television on anymore. Am I the only one?
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June 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I rarely turn my Television on anymore. Am I the only one?
Dear McDonalds
Your Ice Tea taste like shitty sugar water and your unsweet tea taste like bitter ass.
When I order your bitter ass tea and I get a mouth full of sugar it annoys my Diabetic ass!!
NOT LOVING IT!
Your Ice Tea taste like shitty sugar water and your unsweet tea taste like bitter ass.
When I order your bitter ass tea and I get a mouth full of sugar it annoys my Diabetic ass!!
NOT LOVING IT!
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June 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Dear McDonalds
Your Ice Tea taste like shitty sugar water and your unsweet tea taste like bitter ass.
When I order your bitter ass tea and I get a mouth full of sugar it annoys my Diabetic ass!!
NOT LOVING IT!
Your Ice Tea taste like shitty sugar water and your unsweet tea taste like bitter ass.
When I order your bitter ass tea and I get a mouth full of sugar it annoys my Diabetic ass!!
NOT LOVING IT!
I never ever in half a century purchased a Fathers Day Card.
Fringe benefit of never bonding with the Covert Narcissist.
Fringe benefit of never bonding with the Covert Narcissist.
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June 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I never ever in half a century purchased a Fathers Day Card.
Fringe benefit of never bonding with the Covert Narcissist.
Fringe benefit of never bonding with the Covert Narcissist.
Shit is so bad that they are putting real Boiled eggs inside those plastic fake ones instead of money.
The first year where you brats better find all them damn eggs!!!
The first year where you brats better find all them damn eggs!!!
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April 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Shit is so bad that they are putting real Boiled eggs inside those plastic fake ones instead of money.
The first year where you brats better find all them damn eggs!!!
The first year where you brats better find all them damn eggs!!!
You know you are old when the lady at the dispensary doesn’t get
“He likes it, hey Mikey!”.
“He likes it, hey Mikey!”.
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April 17, 2025 at 11:41 AM
You know you are old when the lady at the dispensary doesn’t get
“He likes it, hey Mikey!”.
“He likes it, hey Mikey!”.
My 401K Is gone, but at least that one transgendered Athlete 4 states over got handled, so ...Worth It???
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April 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My 401K Is gone, but at least that one transgendered Athlete 4 states over got handled, so ...Worth It???
<== Marked safe from owning any stocks or 401k
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April 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
<== Marked safe from owning any stocks or 401k
Blue Eyed Samurai on Netflix is really really good!
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March 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Blue Eyed Samurai on Netflix is really really good!
I'm watching Wicked for the first time and I still haven't heard a Jersey Accent. False advertising
March 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm watching Wicked for the first time and I still haven't heard a Jersey Accent. False advertising
Prove me Wrong: Archie Bunker suffered from Narcissistic Personality Disorder
And Mentally Abused Edith.
And Mentally Abused Edith.
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February 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Prove me Wrong: Archie Bunker suffered from Narcissistic Personality Disorder
And Mentally Abused Edith.
And Mentally Abused Edith.
I think demons are just dead covert narcissists.
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February 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I think demons are just dead covert narcissists.
Cobra Kai Will Never Die!
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February 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Cobra Kai Will Never Die!
I need to start a gofund me account.
February 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I need to start a gofund me account.
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This should be required viewing. Bravo!
This should be required viewing. Bravo!
Don’t React – Cut Them Off Silently in 2025 - Denzel Washington Motivational speech
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February 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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This should be required viewing. Bravo!
This should be required viewing. Bravo!
How do you say "God Bless America" in Russian?
I feel we might eventually need to know this.
I feel we might eventually need to know this.
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February 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
How do you say "God Bless America" in Russian?
I feel we might eventually need to know this.
I feel we might eventually need to know this.
I can't believe we are going to have to deal with "Consumption" again. This is so 1870.
February 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I can't believe we are going to have to deal with "Consumption" again. This is so 1870.
"Sometimes there aren't enough rocks" Forrest Gump
February 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Sometimes there aren't enough rocks" Forrest Gump
"Strange how people who suffer together
Have stronger connections than people who
Are most content
I don't have any regrets, they can talk about me plenty when I'm gone
You always said people don't do what they
Believe in, they just do what's most convenient
Then they repent" Brownsville Girl-Dylan
Have stronger connections than people who
Are most content
I don't have any regrets, they can talk about me plenty when I'm gone
You always said people don't do what they
Believe in, they just do what's most convenient
Then they repent" Brownsville Girl-Dylan
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February 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"Strange how people who suffer together
Have stronger connections than people who
Are most content
I don't have any regrets, they can talk about me plenty when I'm gone
You always said people don't do what they
Believe in, they just do what's most convenient
Then they repent" Brownsville Girl-Dylan
Have stronger connections than people who
Are most content
I don't have any regrets, they can talk about me plenty when I'm gone
You always said people don't do what they
Believe in, they just do what's most convenient
Then they repent" Brownsville Girl-Dylan
I really was hoping we wouldn't become Russia 2.0.
Reaalllly hoping.
Reaalllly hoping.
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February 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I really was hoping we wouldn't become Russia 2.0.
Reaalllly hoping.
Reaalllly hoping.
@joce818.bsky.social You ARE quite Beautiful. 💘
January 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@joce818.bsky.social You ARE quite Beautiful. 💘
Guys: I went number 2 without a cellphone. It’s possible
January 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Guys: I went number 2 without a cellphone. It’s possible
Yep, I'm one of those who are rooting for Taylor Swifts Boyfriends team
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January 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yep, I'm one of those who are rooting for Taylor Swifts Boyfriends team
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Back when Katrina destroyed an American city while an incompetent Republican President did nothing.
The Saints aren't coming,we will have to save ourselves.
Back when Katrina destroyed an American city while an incompetent Republican President did nothing.
The Saints aren't coming,we will have to save ourselves.
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January 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Back when Katrina destroyed an American city while an incompetent Republican President did nothing.
The Saints aren't coming,we will have to save ourselves.
Back when Katrina destroyed an American city while an incompetent Republican President did nothing.
The Saints aren't coming,we will have to save ourselves.